Well here we are going into week 7 of the NFL Season…which I literally cannot believe. Where has the time gone? Seriously I can’t believe I’m back to wearing a jacket again. This is bullshit. […]
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This Video Of Matthew Berry Is The Mona Lisa Of Fantasy Football Owner Meltdowns
I’ve played fantasy football for over 30 years. Last night, I had my worst loss ever. pic.twitter.com/gNkcptCrHa — Matthew Berry (@MatthewBerryTMR) October 16, 2018 I’m a big believer in the old rule, “no one cares […]
Pray for Khalil Mack’s Ankle
This is just a PSA to all Bears fans to pray to every God there is for Khalil Mack’s ankle. Our outside linebacker and savior Khalil Delshon Mack is undergoing tests this week on the […]
EDP’s Fake Ass Pizza Boy Controversy
According to twitter sources, notable fraud Eagles Fan, Bryant Moreland known more as “EDP”, has turned on his long time ass minion Kyle “Im going to train in mma for my family” Meagher. Meagher, a […]
Murt’s Man Bait-Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Brownies (Dedicated to @BrandedRu) #drool
Today on Man Bait… I’m going with a very special dessert. Why? Because I haven’t yet and because I promised one of the other bloggers (after he kicked my ass in fantasy 2 weeks ago)…. […]
The New Englanders Who Threw Beer On Tyreek Hill When He Was Trying To Shake Their Hands To Congratulate Them On The Great Game Should Be Sent To Jail For Life And The Pats Should Be Forced to Forfeit The Season
Last night I was watching a classic football game on a beautiful Sunday night. Chiefs and Patriots, classic match up. It was a shootout, score for score, TD for TD neither QB would blink it […]
The Bears Got Brocked: 7 Thoughts on the Bears Loss Against the Dolphins
I wanted to be taken to the ER yesterday after that Bears game. I thought I almost had a heart attack, I was dealing with DEFCON 5 level anxiety and my head almost exploded at […]
The Notorious Dallas Cowboys put the league on notice..
So about last week… Again, I am yet to be wrong, but don’t worry about what I said last week. Image – Twitter Dallas Cowboys On Sunday… As soon as they showed Conor McGregor with […]
Six Pack Sunday: The Best Tight End In The NFL Is Travis Kelce
‘s girlfriend Kayla Nicole. Obviously there is no question that the best tight end in the NFL and of all time is Gronk. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a degenerate. The Chiefs and the Patriots […]
Degenerate Dan’s NFL Week 6 Wagers
Week 5: 5-2 Total: 13-10-2 Let’s just be real, I try to be humble, but last week kicked ass. I was 5-2 and as I mentioned in my column, I’m just feelin it right now. […]
Fishing for Dolphins: 8 Pregame Thoughts on the Chicago Bears vs Miami Dolphins
FINALLY we are back from an off-week for the Bears. After that Tampa Bay game, I felt like the NFL honey-dicked me with their scheduling of the Bears. I wanted to see the defense murder […]
Dear Dad, Thank You For Giving Me Eagles Football
Last night I found myself struggling to fall asleep. I was excited for the big win and how great Carson looked, I was excited to see them play 4 full quarters, but that’s not what […]
Philadelphia Eagles – Studs and Duds against the GMen
It’s always more fun to write this segment after a huge win. Last night it seemed everything was clicking for the Philadelphia Eagles and this segment will surely reflect that. Duds 2. Anyone while trying […]
ALL HAIL DA SLEEVE
We all now know why Mitchell Trubisky went off with 6 TDs and 354 yards last week…it’s because of what has become to be known as “Da Sleeve.” 10 God was asked by a reporter […]
With the First Pick of the 2019 NFL Draft, The Dallas Cowboys Select…
I had to wait an extra day after that 19-16 OT loss to write this. Again… Never wrong over here but I’m changing the play from last week. (Again) Cowboys Super Bowl The Cowboys are […]