The other day I was shaving my beard, for those who don’t know I have a beautiful beard, the best! Anyway, I decided to see how the face would look with just the stache. Well, […]
Author: Nick Ru
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Today In Weird News (Yes It’s Back): Is Putting A Wedding Ring On An Udder Weird?
A farmer reportedly proposed to his girlfriend by putting an engagement ring on a cow’s udder – but the romantic gesture has been labelled ‘creepy’ by some. A photo of the ‘magical moment’ has been […]
It’s Humday! Get Through Your Humday With A Picture Gallery of The A Ton Of Asses
Moronic Ass Hot Take Ass Skip’s Ass Murdering Ass Clapping Ass 3rd Pick Ass Secretly A Fan Of This Ass Wanna Be Relevant Ass Abusing Ass Hair Piece Ass Old Man Yells At Cloud Lookin […]
Jimmy Butler “Jimmidelphia” Shirts On Sale Now
From the brain of myself and the magic touch of the guys over at DSGN Tree we bring you the Jimmidelphia shirt! Â Get Jimmy Butlers face with the Philly skyline as his hair! Â Get it […]
Comedian Gary Owen With Hands Down The Worst Tweet Possible About The Blazers/Thunder Game
If Portland’s coach could say the N word that was the perfect time. This N word just hit that shit. WOW — Gary Owen (@garyowencomedy) April 24, 2019 That has got to be the worst […]
Today In Foot Fetish News: Foot Fetish People Can Now Buy Silicone Feet With Built-In Vaginas
“From BDSM to threesomes, many people have fetishes that they’d love to fulfil. Now, a sex robot firm is helping people with foot fetishes to achieve their fantasies . Silicon Wives has launched silicone sex […]
“Reporter” Chris Sheridan Wrote A Totally False Made Up Story About The Sixers, Brett Brown and Ben Simmons Because That’s What Hacks Do
I woke up this morning to a lot of Sixers twitter pissed off. People bashing someone named Chris Sheridan. Having zero clue who he is I had to look him up. That was pretty tough […]
Want Anxiety? Look At The Worst Traffic Jams
Getting stuck in traffic jams can ruin your day! Most of us have been stuck in some bad ones over the years but were they as bad as these? Check out some of the worst […]
Today In Weird News: Man Cut’s Off Penis After Sex Dream
Horrific photos have emerged of a husband’s gruesome injuries after he hacked off his penis following a dream . Wahab Sa’adu, 35, said he was fed up with women demanding sex from him in a […]
Here’s A Bunch Of Big Boobs To Get You Into The Weekend
Huge Boob The Largest Boob Dainty Boob Loud Boob Undesired Boob Attack From Behind Boob Sixers In 5 Boobs Dumb Boob White Power Boob Nerd Boob MAGA Boob Tomi Lahern Wannabe Boob Fox Boob Insufferable […]
Jay Cutler Unclogged Kristin Cavallaris Milk Ducts By ‘Sucking Harder Than He’s Ever Sucked Before’
“Reading the headline pretty much gives all the information to which I am privy, but the manual siphoning of blocked milk ducts is a thing that happened in the Cavallari/Cutler household. For those who weren’t […]
According To Science Men With Beards Have Small Balls
“Men with bushy beards and long hair may have smaller testicles than their counterparts who struggle to grow facial hair, suggests a new study. This bold claim was made by a team from the University […]
Magic Johnson Is Positive……. He Hates LeBron James
Is anybody surprised by this? Â I’m not. Â I don’t know if it’s even true I just imagine it is. Â Magic Johnson hates LeBron James. Â He has too. Â This is a man who has been apart […]
The Texas Rangers Give Handjobs For Home Runs
Had to rewind it to believe it: pic.twitter.com/HDIFvdwiab — Shan Shariff (@1053SS) April 7, 2019 Well I’ll be a monkeys uncle! All this time the Phillies have been getting yelled and talked about for a […]
Fire Side Chat With Ru: The Story Of The Swingers That Kidnapped Me
Hello Branded Sports fam welcome to something new I am doing a weekly blog on to go along with the “Ru How To” series. This one will be different however and will be stories from […]