Just kidding, this is the most non-story story of all time. Is that what it’s officially called though, a ‘nut shot’? or is it a ‘nut tap’? a ‘cup check’? I’ve never been quite sure […]
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Victor Wembanyama’s Entire Career Is In Jeopardy If He Does Not Publicly Apologize To Britney Spears
Admittedly I did not do much scouting for this years NBA draft, but everyone was ranting and raving that some giant lanky French 19 year old is supposed to be the player of a generation. […]
Who Would You Rather Start A Family With? Patrick Mahomes, Jalen Hurts, Or Josh Allen?
Now is the point in the NFL season, especially this one, that we are starting to look into a magic ball for storylines. After GMFB finishes their segment with Bailey Zappe’s 3rd grade math teacher, […]
Shock Waves Hit As Americans Learn Tattooed Rock Star Is Cheating On His Hot Wife With Another Hot Woman
Way more people than I’d expect seem to be surprised by the news that Adam Levine–a rich, attractive, lead singer of a band with tattoos–was just outed for cheating on his pregnant Victoria’s Secret supermodel […]
Makeup Company Is Pushing The She-Hulk Eyeshadow Palette Way Too Hard
Traditional advertising hasn’t worked on the general public in 20 years. Brands have evolved to find more creative ways to get people to buy their products. Today it has officially gone too far. Every 3 […]
Surviving Barstool Finale Recap: Humans Prevail
On the heels of Grace’s tragic elimination, the day 1 alliance of Steven Cheah, Eddie, Rudy, and Jackie made it to the final 4. It was time for the remaining contestants to finalize their Excel […]
Surviving Barstool Episode 4 Recap: You Should Venmo @Gracekomalley
This episode brought me back to my emo roots. Rarely have I ever felt seen as a person on reality TV, but tonight Grace O’Malley won America’s hearts by being absolutely devastated. I know I’m […]
Surviving Barstool Season 2 Episode 2 Recap: KO Kim
Episode 2 of Surviving Barstool and it doesn’t quite seem like anyone has found any loyalty in the bench. Feels like everyone is waiting for someone else to take charge of the game and make […]
Surviving Barstool Season 2, Episode 1 Recap: Don’t Mess With Tiko Texas
In this business, reality show recaps are my Kareem hook shots. Adele was born to sing, Keith Morrison was born to narrate Dateline, and I can finally say I was put on this planet to […]
Big Corn Is Up To Something
Everywhere I turn these days there’s only one thing: corn. I wake up, take a big toke out of my corn cob pipe, grab a buttery slice of cornbread, fire up Tik Tok, and there’s […]
Tom Brady Is Not At Bucs Camp Because He Is Competing On The Masked Singer
This is such a delicate moment in time we are living in. Almost every day there’s a headline that reads like it can’t possibly be true, so while you clicked on this post thinking there […]
Best Options For The Next Bachelor
For the first time in decades it feels like the light is dimming on the Bachelor franchise. With the rise in popularity of therapy among men, likely largely due to influencer promotions for BetterHelp.com, this […]
Why Everyone Is Suddenly Saying “Zach Wilson Got That Dawg In Him”
Up until now, Zach Wilson has been known for being Mormon and having a crazy mom. Possibly even for this signature Chipotle meal. Certainly not for playing football. So why has every straight man on […]
NBA Free Agent Tracker: Kendall Jenner
How come it’s always “when that Kyrie to the Lakers news drops” and never “when that Kendall Jenner new boyfriend launch hits”?? With the Nets imploding and the headlines filled with sad Trail Blazers fans […]
NBA Parents Wife Swap: Steph Curry’s Dad Is Now Dating The Ex Wife Of His Ex Wife’s New Boyfriend?
Move over Kardashians, there’s a new NBA family at the center of TMZ’s Sports section. For anyone outside of Boston and San Francisco, the storylines of the NBA Finals have been rather mid. We’ve listened […]