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Logan Paul Knocked Out His Ex Future Father In Law Jose Canseco (On Twitter)
Despite consistently being in the top 5 most hated people online, it’s been a pretty good few days for the […]
Khloe Kardashian Will Not Be Moving To Boston With Tristan Thompson And I Have A Solution For Her
It has been well documented throughout recent history that Kris Jenner is 2nd in command only to Adam Silver when […]
Dr. Fauci Just Fucked Parents Everywhere By Saying Santa Is Immune To COVID
All around the world there are undoubtably millions of parents struggling to pay their mortgage, let alone buy Christmas presents, […]
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Is Harry Styles Destroying Masculinity By Wearing A Dress On The Cover Of Vogue?
We are a long way from Kim Kardashian breaking the internet with a picture of her oily ass. It’s 2020, […]
Donald Trump Could Already Have His Next Job Lined Up As Jeopardy Host
After the entire world mourned the devastating loss of the most universally loved man of all time Alex Trebek, Vegas […]
This Is The Scariest Thing We Have Ever Heard About Bill Belichick
The worst part of a hangover for me after the age of 27 is the headache that starts at 1pm […]
No One Had A Worse Weekend Than Philip Rivers
There has to be no greater fear for a 38 year old slow veteran QB than looking a defensive back […]
Let’s All Come Together To Admit Clare Is The Absolute Worst
Finally a cause that I can confidently say every American can agree on: Clare sucks as The Bachelorette. Admittedly I […]
When Is It Acceptable To Start Decorating For Christmas?
Officially I am not allowed to be the spokesperson on this matter mostly because I was raised a Jew who […]
What Is Going On Between Scott Disick And Kourtney Kardashian?
Now I am fully aware I am walking right into Kris Jenner’s little trap but it has to be done. […]
These Patriots Fans Are Reacting Too Sanely To Their Team Sucking For The First Time In 20 Years
Perhaps the only time I catch the local Boston news is that 3 minute window when a show I’ve DVR’d […]
The Laguna Beach Cast Reunited For The First Time In 20 Years And It Was Magical
Per usual, Lauren Conrad is at the helm of a Laguna Beach get together that brought back together the most […]
We Need To Do Something To Lift Ryan Fitzpatrick’s Spirits After Getting Benched For Tua
The two things I hate most in this world are people who hate cats, and seeing Ryan Fitzpatrick sad. It […]