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It’s Official: Lala And Carmelo Anthony Are Over And He Allegedly Has Another Set Of Newborn Twins
Things have certainly been quieter on the Melo/Lala front for the past few months. In celebrity marriage headquarters, no news […]
Vince Wilfork’s Son Was Arrested For Stealing $300K Worth Of Super Bowl Rings And Jewelry From Him And He Only Found Out Because A Patriots Fan Told Him He Bought Them
My biggest regret in life is not being born to an extremely wealthy family or having my best friend become […]
I Can’t Wait To Watch Kool Aid Suit Up For The Crimson Tide Next Season
In the early 2000’s, during the height of Dane Cook’s stand up career, this career move probably would have made […]
Giannis Wore A Dick Pic On His Shirt Walking Into Game 2
Come on, you didn’t actually click on this thinking Giannis actually wore a picture of a raging boner on his […]
Turns Out Trae Young Has A Hot And Normal Long Term Girlfriend
Trae Young has spent the past 2 weeks introducing himself to a national audience and to Knicks fans specifically while […]
This Brooklyn Nets Championship Run Will Unite The Whole World, According To Kyrie Irving
In a time anchored by uncertainty, a struggle for equality, fight for racial justice, a dire but lingering hope to […]
The Falcons Would Be Foolish Not To Take This Blockbuster Package From The Patriots
Atlanta has literally zero leverage with Julio Jones at the moment, after Shannon Sharpe ambushed him into clowning on the […]
Conor McGregor’s New $1.5M Watch Featuring A Graphic Porn Scene Sure Is Worth The Money
When you have a career that requires you to get punched and kicked in the head to earn millions and […]
Apparently Jayson Tatum Hurt The Celtics By Idolizing Kobe Bryant Instead Of Kevin Garnett
Every once in a while a take comes across my desk that genuinely makes me feel like I’m the star […]
Zach Wilson’s Mom Says “Snapchat Is For Whores” But Does She Have A Point?
From her somehow unverified account “@lifeaccording2lisa”, new Jets QB’s Zach Wilson’s mom story looked like this on a random Tuesday […]
J Lo And Ben Affleck Are BACK TOGETHER (The Year Is 2021)
When photos and rumors started about J Lo and Ben Affleck hanging out just days after J Lo announced her […]
Breaking News Ladies, Bill Gates Is Now Single
White Boy Summer might actually be here to stay. Following in the footsteps of all the most prolific couples in […]
Here’s a Resurfaced Video Of A Sloppy Drunk Mac Jones That No One Will Care About Because He Is Not Justin Fields
After Trevor Lawrence there’s no consensus ranking of the remaining 800 QBs that will undoubtedly be taken in the first […]
Great News, Roger Goodell Is Fully Vaccinated Just In Time To Hug All Of This Years Draftees
In the one two punch from RapSheet/Schefty, a major announcement was just dropped that NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has indeed […]