Up until now, Zach Wilson has been known for being Mormon and having a crazy mom. Possibly even for this signature Chipotle meal. Certainly not for playing football. So why has every straight man on […]
Author: BadGalAli
NBA Free Agent Tracker: Kendall Jenner
How come it’s always “when that Kyrie to the Lakers news drops” and never “when that Kendall Jenner new boyfriend launch hits”?? With the Nets imploding and the headlines filled with sad Trail Blazers fans […]
NBA Parents Wife Swap: Steph Curry’s Dad Is Now Dating The Ex Wife Of His Ex Wife’s New Boyfriend?
Move over Kardashians, there’s a new NBA family at the center of TMZ’s Sports section. For anyone outside of Boston and San Francisco, the storylines of the NBA Finals have been rather mid. We’ve listened […]
Have We Considered That There Is No Kardashian Curse And That Maybe These Guys Just Kinda Suck Sometimes?
It’s a bold assertion here to even posture that perhaps the tale of the ‘Kardashian/Jenner’ curse may be a ruse. What else could possibly explain the moderate failure of professional athletes and musicians besides the […]
Former Bengal Current Jet CJ Uzomah Is Not Dating Kay Adams, But He Probably Should Be
The personal and romantic lives of athletes shouldn’t interest anyone as much as it does. However when it involves America’s sweetheart Kay Adams, the people need answers. I don’t think there’s been a more universally […]
Stefon Diggs Juggled Multiple Valentine’s Day Celebrations At Once By Having 2 Of His Girlfriends Stay In The Same Hotel
For some men, the pressure of doing one Valentine’s Day celebration right is enough to crumble and end up at Trader Joe’s at 8pm buying tulips and some chocolate covered pretzels. For Stefon Diggs, it […]
Joe Judge Seen Drowning Himself In Pizza And Cases Of Beer After Being Fired By The Giants
After this, Joe Judge is officially back on head coach watch. Having TMZ wait outside your house to take pictures from your driveway while you get a dozen pizzas and a dolly full of Mich […]
Bill Belichick Actually Apologized To Reporters For Being His Normal Self In Postgame Press Conference After Loss To Colts
If you had Bill Belichick apologizing for decades of standard behavior, feeling like he was “short” with reporters in his postgame press conference after a demoralizing loss on your 2021 bingo card, go ahead and […]
The Bills’ Micah Hyde And Jordan Poyer Are A Bunch Of Babies
There is nothing I can think of more embarrassing than getting run on for 222 yards, 5 yards per carry and losing a game where the opposing QB only throws 3 times. So when Micah […]
What The Guys At Branded Sports’ 2021 Spotify Wrapped Says About Them
Everyone’s favorite day of the year is finally here. Not Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Taylor Swift coming out with a new old album day….the long awaited annual early December release of Spotify Wrapped. A time to […]
The Buffalo Bills’ One Year Stranglehold Of The AFC East Is Over
If you told me in the 2nd quarter of the Patriots Texans game in week 3 that by Thanksgiving the Patriots would have a chance to get the 1 seed in the AFC, I would […]
Mac Jones Is Apparently The Next Ndamukong Suh
At least that’s the newest narrative that will fuel Patriots hate for the next 15-20 years. It’s a sickness really, and I completely understand. Imagine you’re the Buffalo Bills. Tom Brady leaves your division and […]
Aaron Rodgers Is A Liar And Maybe That’s Why His Family Hates Him
It was revealed this morning that Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers has tested positive for COVID and would miss the upcoming game against the Kansas City Chiefs, in an epic battle of some of […]
Is Patrick Mahomes’ Life In Danger?
I’m not exactly sure why a few 4 month old Tik Tok videos have resurfaced on Twitter today, October 29th, but any publicity is good publicity at this time for the Mahomes family it seems. […]
The Guy Who Gave Back Tom Brady’s 600th TD Pass Doesn’t Deserve Anything
I’m so fucking sick of hearing about this guy that Mike Evans inadvertently tossed Tom Brady’s 600th career touchdown pass to who, without hesitation, returned it to some TB12 unpaid intern. It completely overshadowed #NationalTightEndDay […]