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Alright guys, it’s Friday and the block is hot. Ever since I’ve entered the world of journalism, I’ve been crouched in the weeds like a ravenous cobra, awaiting the day … Continue Reading Boats’ Belated Film Reviews: The Lego Movie 2
Writer’s Note: This was written yesterday. That’s all… Alright, so it’s Valentine’s Day: The one day a year where everyone on the planet gets to post shitty jokes about themselves … Continue Reading It’s Valentine’s Day, So Here’s My Dream Date…
So today is Valentine’s Day. Normally, I tend to remain topical on holidays. I like to talk about the various idiosyncrasies with concerns to said holiday; however, I already did … Continue Reading I Think I’m Over Kyrie…
So it’s Tuesday and we’re roughly a week and a half removed from what was Brady’s sixth Super Bowl win and I’d be remiss if I didn’t squeeze every last … Continue Reading Tom Brady Or The Patriots: Where’s Your Allegiance?
So last night was the Grammys. For those of you unfamiliar, the Grammys is an award show focusing primarily on musical achievement; for those of you unfamiliar, an award show … Continue Reading So Yeah, I Started A Country Band…
Okay, so it’s slightly past midnight and we are roughly a couple hours removed from Brady and Belichick’s sixth Super Bowl win since 2001. Unlike past Super Bowls, I chose … Continue Reading Can We Talk About That Game On Sunday?
So it’s currently my day off, which isn’t really true because I’m a journalist—a profession where there are no days off. The news doesn’t sleep and neither do I (I … Continue Reading Why Would Brady Ever Retire Right Now?
DISCLAIMER: This is a reblog, but it holds more weight now than ever. If you read this site regularly, I’m sure you’re also a fan of that Barstool site as … Continue Reading Being A New England Fan SUCKS And Here’s Why…
Okay, so we’re officially four days removed from what I, at the time, considered to be “the most brutal game I’ve ever watched.” I wanted to write a blog on … Continue Reading Some Thoughts On Brady And What It Means To Be Great…
So it’s yet another Wednesday morning in paradise. I just rose from my slumber, meandered downstairs to my Keurig, and rummaged through an exhausting selection of Green Mountain K-cup flavors. … Continue Reading Why Women Love TJ Maxx: An Investigation…
So the other day, I got back on the blogging grind. It was a tremendous day in the world of quality content. Birds were singing, the sun was dancing upon … Continue Reading Top 5 Best Sit-Down Restaurants…
Disclaimer: If you aren’t interested in conceited sports rants, navigate off the page… Okay, so here at Branded, I’m one of the few bloggers who root for New England sports, … Continue Reading It’s Official: Everyone’s Wrong…
Okay, so the big news over the last few days in the NFL has been the vortex of new coaching hires. Guys like Adam Gase, Matt LaFleur, Vic Fangio, Bruce … Continue Reading Ranking The Top 10 Sexiest Head Coaches
Before I begin, I would just like to once again shamelessly refer our dedicated audience to a documentary I spent the last two months writing, editing, and filming called Boats … Continue Reading Breaking News: MLB Hall Of Fame Voting’s A Joke…
So there it is—two months worth of shitty filming and editing…. I know a lot of people are probably frustrated with the amount of “marketing” I’ve done for this over … Continue Reading Presenting “Boats Boards The Ship”…
Okay, so before you read any further, just understand this blog stems directly from a narcissistic place. While most people attempt to mask their self promotional endeavors, I wear it … Continue Reading It’s Official: “Boats Boards The Ship” Drops Tomorrow…