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Okay, so the British Open is well underway and Tiger’s back. I’m sure I’ll have some commentary on the event in the future but I have bigger fish to fry… … Continue Reading Do You Think I’m Afraid of Russia’s FaceApp? Give Me a Break…
Okay so it’s hump day, which means last night was $5 Tuesday, which means I finally managed to drag my cheap ass down to the movies for the first time … Continue Reading Far From Home: You Can’t Replace Tony Stark, But They Kinda Did…
So it’s a reentry Monday and I’m battling. As I get older, getting back into the swing of things after a long weekend of cheap booze and leftover Papa John’s … Continue Reading Music Festival People Are Absolute LUNATICS…
Shameless Disclaimer: Absolute hiatus on my end. I haven’t blogged in roughly a week and I’m probably rusty but we’ll find out. Time will tell and time’s undefeated but time … Continue Reading I’ve Never Dominated Anything More Than I Dominated July 4th…
Shamelessly self-serving disclaimer: I’m not some some pigheaded, gun-hoarding Francis Scott Key apologist; conversely, I’m not some sanctimonious, Twitter-slumming outrage manufacturer. I voted for Obama in 2012 and wrote-in “Ja … Continue Reading An IDIOT’S Guide To The Democratic Debates…
As I’m writing this, it’s Sunday and the Red Sox bullpen just chalked up their seventeenth blown save of the year. More importantly though, it marks the first blown save … Continue Reading Top 5 Changes That Would Make Soccer “America’s Game”
Okay, so I saw Toy Story 4 last Friday and it was the quite the experience. It was an early afternoon showing and I walked into the theater by myself … Continue Reading Toy Story 4: Pixar Took Mercy On Us…
Obligatory Side Note: I’m currently listening to Sum 41’s 2001 All Killer No Filler album on Spotify and it’s absolute fire. Carry on… So it’s Thursday, which means it’s the … Continue Reading These Little League Parents Deserve Death…
Okay, so it’s Thursday and the weather is getting to me. I think condensation may be my least favorite thing in existence. I’m also stuffed up from the surplus of … Continue Reading Is Kyrie A Real Fucking Person…?
So it’s Tuesday and I have absolutely NOTHING to blog about. The Bruins fell to the Blues last Wednesday night, the Raptors capped off the NBA season a night later, … Continue Reading If You’re Kawhi, Why WOULDN’T You Leave…?
Disclaimer: It probably isn’t, but by the time I’m proven wrong, most will forget this blog… It’s currently Thursday and we are roughly a full work day removed from the … Continue Reading The Reign Of Boston Sports Is Officially Over…
Okay, so last night I ventured down to the local cinema to see the new Elton John biopic, Rocketman. For starters, I missed “Super Tuesday”—the one day a week where … Continue Reading Rocketman: What Bohemian Rhapsody Should’ve Been…
Okay, so it’s Wednesday and I went mini golfing for the third straight weekend on Saturday. If that isn’t enough evidence, allow me to clarify that I’m a HUGE mini … Continue Reading Would You Watch This Mini Golf Show?
So it’s Tuesday and Apple held it’s annual Worldwide Developer Conference this week where thousands of Cheeto-stained virgins flooded the ballroom of some glorified Best Western to jack eachother off … Continue Reading My Biannual Blog on Why Apple Consumers Are Morons…
Okay, so it’s Thursday and I’ve been off the blogwagon for a few days. In other words, Memorial Day took it’s toll and I spent the entire 3-day stint thanking … Continue Reading Booksmart: Top 5 Comedy of the Decade… (Yup)
Okay, so it’s Friday and I’ve been on a blog heater this week. It’s the literary equivalent of extracting a “He’s on fire!” In NBA Jam: Tournament Edition but it’s … Continue Reading Detective Pikachu: I Wanted Something Else…