Okay, so it’s Thursday and things have gotten increasingly New England in New England. For those of you living in […]
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Patriots Fans Are Hypocrites…
Okay, so it’s Tuesday and we are officially 2-3 days removed from one of the most shocking, Boston sports-related Schefter […]
I’m Only Looking For ONE Thing Tonight…
Okay, so it’s Thursday, but not just any Thursday. This Thursday marks the end of my seemingly perpetual suicide watch. […]
8 Guys You Saw At Your Fantasy Football Draft…
Alright, so last Saturday was my annual fantasy football draft. Like most degenerates, I’m in a couple more leagues as […]
The Valuable Lesson We Can Learn From Andrew Luck’s Retirement…
Okay, so unless you’ve been enhaling canned yams in some bomb shelter, you’ve probably heard Andrew Luck retired on Saturday… […]
Introducing The New Face Of Clemson Football…
Okay, so it’s Tuesday and I’m jacked up because, over the weekend, I basically won an all expense-paid trip to […]
Do People Really Not Like The Preseason?
Disclaimer: I wrote this blog last Thursday and I’m not revising anything because I’m a God damn icon who doesn’t […]
I Will Impregnate A Generator Today To Become A Super Hero…
Okay, so it’s currently Thursday and due to three OT graveyard shifts, I’ve managed to accrue roughly 9 hours of […]
Antonio Brown Might Be My Favorite Athlete Right Now…
Okay, so it’s Tuesday and I may make my third attempt at seeing Once Upon A Time In Hollywood tonight […]
CEO Joe’s On Vacation, But More Importantly, He’s On The Hot Seat…
Okay, so it’s a reentry Monday and I’m currently finalizing the blueprints for a potential suicide plan. I figure if […]
For The First Time, I Walked Out Of A Movie…
Okay, so it’s Wednesday and I have some explaining to do… Over the past two weeks, I’ve worked nearly 120 […]
Is Charlie And The Chocolate Factory The Worst Movie Ever?
Alright, so it’s Friday and the sky’s the limit. Most Fridays around 6 PM, I’m already three sheets to the […]
Do You Think I’m Afraid of Russia’s FaceApp? Give Me a Break…
Okay, so the British Open is well underway and Tiger’s back. I’m sure I’ll have some commentary on the event […]
Far From Home: You Can’t Replace Tony Stark, But They Kinda Did…
Okay so it’s hump day, which means last night was $5 Tuesday, which means I finally managed to drag my […]
Music Festival People Are Absolute LUNATICS…
So it’s a reentry Monday and I’m battling. As I get older, getting back into the swing of things after […]