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This Chip Off Tournament Will Rue The Day…
Good morning… It is currently 2:45AM eastern time as I lounge delicately in my 2014 Ford Fiesta hatchback (“The Silver […]
Are The Celtics The Worst Team In The Eastern Conference?
Okay, so it’s Thursday and the NBA season is officially upon us. Last night, the basketball Gods blessed us with […]
El Camino: Just A Resounding “Ehh”…
Okay, so it’s Friday and I just watched El Camino. It’s been out over a week but, as always, I […]
Joker: Finally, A Movie Not Afraid To “Go There”…
Okay, so it’s Thursday and yesterday marked my second viewing of Joker. For the record, I always elect to wait […]
Peanut Butter Falcon: Good, But No Second Gear…
Okay, so it’s Friday and it’s been a long time coming since my last movie review. I have since talked […]
I May Adopt The Climate Change Chick…
Disclaimer: I’m ruthlessly honest so I’ll be the first to say this blog sucks. I’m getting back on the blogwagon […]
I Need Everyone To Join Me…
Okay, indulge me… As I type, it’s currently 3 AM and I’m stranded in a dimly lit office building at […]
If One of Antonio Brown’s Accusers Wins Her Suit, She’s No Longer A Victim…
Alright, so it’s Thursday, which can only mean one thing: we’re on the verge of yet another barnburner Thursday Night […]
Releasing Antonio Brown Would Send The WRONG Message…
Okay, so it’s Thursday and things have gotten increasingly New England in New England. For those of you living in […]
Patriots Fans Are Hypocrites…
Okay, so it’s Tuesday and we are officially 2-3 days removed from one of the most shocking, Boston sports-related Schefter […]
I’m Only Looking For ONE Thing Tonight…
Okay, so it’s Thursday, but not just any Thursday. This Thursday marks the end of my seemingly perpetual suicide watch. […]
8 Guys You Saw At Your Fantasy Football Draft…
Alright, so last Saturday was my annual fantasy football draft. Like most degenerates, I’m in a couple more leagues as […]
The Valuable Lesson We Can Learn From Andrew Luck’s Retirement…
Okay, so unless you’ve been enhaling canned yams in some bomb shelter, you’ve probably heard Andrew Luck retired on Saturday… […]
Introducing The New Face Of Clemson Football…
Okay, so it’s Tuesday and I’m jacked up because, over the weekend, I basically won an all expense-paid trip to […]