The Patriots, in true New England fashion, trounced the Dolphins 38-7 Sunday and things got ugly quick. Everyone knows that the FCC is not one to mess with when you’re in the broadcast business. Around […]
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8 Thoughts on the Bears Buc-ing Up the Bucs
Mitchell Trubisky doesn’t have time for your bullshit, people. The Bears came out and beat the piss out of the Buccaneers yesterday 48-10 in easily the best offensive performance ever put out by a Bears […]
Eagles/Titans Week 4 Preview
So last week we had the return of Carson Wentz. It was pouring rain (of course) which definitely made it more difficult on a guy with a recent knee injury, but regardless, we pulled out […]
Go Buc Yourself: Bears vs Buccaneers Preview
The Bears are in first place. You’re goddamn right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that it’s only Week 4, but who gives a shit? The “We’re a Kirk Cousins away from the Super Bowl” Vikings […]
Football Friday: #7 Stanford @ #8 Notre Dame Preview.
Notre Dame and Stanford is a battle that goes back almost 100 years. The two schools first played each other on January 1, 1925. The Fighting Irish won the first meeting 24-17. The two teams […]
How The Story Of Dutch The Destroyer Saved Mighty Max’s Life
Oh boy, looks like we’re doing early morning tears today. If you don’t remember the story of Dutch The Destroyer from last year check out the Sports Center special. Brace yourself though because it’s going […]
Audible… Cowboys may never win again!
Remember… I am never wrong. But, forget what I said last week about the Cowboys winning the next billion games… They might never win a professional football game again. Why? You ask… Because, the offense. […]
Clay Matthews Called For The Worst Roughing The Passer, NFL Decides To Double Down
By now everyone has seen this murder. crushing blow. decapitation. regular quarterback sack on Alex Smith by Clay Matthews yesterday. https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1043945978397696002?s=21 His third roughing the passer call this year. Matching his career total prior to […]
Eagles Colts, Best Of The Best
2-1 after the Birds beat the Colts on Sunday 20-16. Another week of not so pretty football but they did what they had to do to survive. Let’s get into the Eagles recap. – The […]
The Branded Fantasy League Standings – Week 2 Edition
Two weeks in to the season, here’s where we stand in the prestigious Branded Fantasy League. A mere 4.02 points separates me and Jay Roget for the top spot, with Murt not far behind also at […]
Week 3: Eagles Porn
1-1 after an ugly loss in Tampa Bay last week. All that is behind us though, our savior Carson Wentz hath returned. Hop on the Wentz wagon, we’re on our way to 15-1 and repeating […]
Crown Their Ass: Bears vs Cardinals Preview
Every time the Bears play the Arizona Cardinals, I think back to the glorious come-from-behind victory they had against them on October 16, 2006. It was the most epic thing my 12 year-old-self had ever […]
From Wentz We Came To Rise Again, The Official Branded Sports Carson Wentz Hype Video….. He’s Back
Branded is officially in the video content game. Â Now I am no film maker or video editor, but I am the god damn most creative person you’ll ever come across in your life. Â Wentz is […]
Thank You, Hawk Harrelson
I’m only 24 years old, but I’m starting to have moments here and there of feeling “old” – and one of those moments is happening at 1:10 pm on Sunday at Guaranteed Rate Field – […]
Browns Won For The First Time Since 2016 And Cleveland Went Bananas
Good for you Cleveland, good for you. You 100000% deserve to go nuts. Last year was basically your Super Bowl. Going 635 days in between wins is an eye popping stat. They still haven’t won […]