Does anybody else HATE that horn the Vikings play at their home games? I can’t stand the damn thing. I know the Bears whooped some purple and yellow ass at … Continue Reading Shutting Up that Stupid Horn: 10 Thoughts on the Bears Win Against the Vikings
Matt Nagy can officially say he did better than John Fox last season after this game. 6 wins > 5 wins. I can do math. Mrs. Mahaffy from my 8th … Continue Reading The 312 Stomped The 313: 9 Thoughts On the Bears Win vs the Lions
After going 5-3 to open the first half of the season, the Bears are ready to mess shit up in the NFC North. With the next 3 games taking place … Continue Reading The Nagy vs Patricia Rematch: 8 Pregame Thoughts on the Bears vs Lions
Dear Manny Machado, Just like I wrote to Bryce Harper a couple of days ago, I am writing this to tell you to join the White Sox. As I told … Continue Reading Dear Manny, You Should Come to the White Sox Too!
Dear Bryce Harper, I am writing this to tell you to sign with the White Sox, plain and simple. The team wants you, the fans want you and Chicago wants … Continue Reading Dear Bryce, Come to the White Sox
After 10+ years as the head coach of the Chicago Blackhawks, Joel Quenneville has been fired. It’s the end of an era. The end of a dynasty that brought the … Continue Reading Blackhawks Fire Coach Q…This Isn’t Right
I think you can put me up there on the list of most optimistic Bears fans there are right now. Just ask my buddies Joe and Jakub – I text … Continue Reading IT’S A TRAP!: 6 Pregame Thoughts on the Bears vs Bills
It’s been estimated that 1.7 million tables have been broken by Bills fans, aka the Bills Mafia, over the course of history. That is not a real stat, but I’m … Continue Reading Mitchell Trubisky Knows Bears Fans Shouldn’t Be Like The Bills Mafia
Calling ALL Americans: You need to root for Ben “Funky” Askren. The UFC recently acquired Askren from ONE Championship in exchange for former flyweight kingpin Demetrious “Mighty Mouse” Johnson. It … Continue Reading Why All Americans Should Root for Ben Askren
It sure as hell wasn’t pretty, but the Bears pulled out the dub against the Jets at Soldier Field in “Bear Weather” yesterday. Although it was clear the Bears were … Continue Reading The Powerful Sweater Vest: 8 Thoughts After the Bears Victory Against the Jets
There were very few bright spots during the 2017-18 Blackhawks season. But, the brightest by far was when backup-to-the-backup emergency goalie, Scott Foster, came in relief against the Winnipeg Jets … Continue Reading Scott Foster is back…at Hawks Practice
In case you haven’t noticed, Zach Lavine is turning into a goddamn star. The dude took control of last night’s game against the Hornets, dropping 32 points, grabbing 4 rebounds … Continue Reading Let’s Talk About Zach Lavine
Every Chicago football fan should have September 2, 2018 etched in their calendar as a day of remembrance. Why? Because our football fates forever shifted when Our Outside Linebacker and … Continue Reading Chicago’s Outside Linebacker and Savior T-Shirts are Available NOW!
I watched the end of yesterday’s game between the Bears and the Patriots thinking the story would be the Patriots made less mistakes and beat a young Bears team learning … Continue Reading 1 Damn Yard: 12 Thoughts After the Bears Loss vs the Patriots
The Bears took a huge dump on themselves last week against the Miami Dolphins. Besides a few bright spots from the offense, their turnovers along with awful play and missed … Continue Reading Mess Up the GOAT: 7 Pregame Thoughts on Bears vs Patriots