HEY! I’M BACKKKKKK. What’s up everyone. It feels fucking great to be back writing for Branded Sports and holding down the fort for the Chicago contingent. I’ve missed doing this, I’ve wanted to write this […]
Author: Kurbs
Bobby Massie Clearly Wants Robbie Gould To Come Back To The Bears
After it was announced last week that Bears right tackle Bobby Massie signed a 4-year contract extension, I was happy, but also worried. I knew the offensive line market was going to be dogshit this […]
I’m About To Go On A Damn Hunger Strike Until Machado Signs (Hopefully The White Sox)
It has been 94 days since MLB free agency officially began and Manny Machado STILL hasn’t signed with anyone. Now, I’ve given up hope on Bryce Harper. That dude keeps trolling everyone (well, Philly fans […]
Why I Would Love Joc Pederson on the White Sox
There’s been a rumor surrounding the White Sox that has peaked my interest the last couple of days…and no, I’m not talking about Manny Machado or Bryce Harper. That shit is literally taking years off […]
Why I’m Irrationally Happy that Mitchell Trubisky is Playing in the Pro Bowl
Take a bow, Mitchell Trubisky. You can officially say you’ve been named to the NFL Pro Bowl. It was announced today that our guy will be replacing Jared Goff at the 2019 NFL Pro Bowl […]
Ryan Pace’s Shoes: No Disrespect to Chuck Pagano, But Give Me Ed Donatell as the Bears Next DC
Bam. Now that Vic Fangio has gone to Denver, Ryan Pace is faced with his next task as the Bears GM: find a new defensive coordinator. Which means, we have another edition of “Ryan Pace’s […]
Why The Packers Would Have Been Better Off Signing Peter LaFleur Over Matt LaFleur
The Packers have officially hired the wrong LaFleur. Done deal: The #Packers and Matt LaFleur agreed to a four-year contract with a fifth-year option, source said. Strong numbers for a first-time coach. They got their […]
Am I Pissed? Yeah. Am I Disappointed? Yep. But Do I Still Love This Team? Hell Yeah.
“Shit!” -John Candy as Uncle Buck in the John Hughes classic Uncle Buck That was me yesterday when Cody Parkey’s 43-yd field goal attempt doinked twice off the upright to end the Bears season and […]
Matt Nagy is The Bears Secret Weapon Against Nick Foles
Oh, what a week at has been here at Branded Sports. While I merely wrote about bringing on the Eagles in a post earlier this week, Ru and CEO Joe have been at it. Ru […]
Ryan Pace’s Shoes: What I Would Do with Vic Fangio
I’m starting a new blog post here in Chicago for Branded Sports… Introducing: Ryan Pace’s Shoes This blog will serve as a place where I will share what I would I do if I were […]
Bring On The Eagles
The playoffs are here and the Bears will finally be a part of them for the first time in 8 seasons. I love that Matt Nagy chose to lead his team out on a high […]
There’s Something Seriously Wrong with You if You’re Rooting for Jon Jones Tonight
Yep, that’s right. You’re batshit crazy if you’re rooting for Jon Jones tonight. After reading article after article and watching countless interviews, I still have no idea what the hell happened with this recent drug […]
I’m With Coach Nagy: Let’s Just Beat The Vikings’ Ass
I’ve been pondering all week on whether the Bears should rest their starters against the Vikings or play the boys for a W. There are a ton of pros and cons on each side, but […]
Calling All Bears Fans, Let’s Join the QBs and Start Growing Our Beards – #BearsBeard
All season long, my girlfriend has been hating on Mitchell Trubisky’s beard. Now, I get that it’s not the greatest, but I think it’s a pretty damn good beard for his first trial run. It’s […]
Why Henri Jokiharju Being Loaned to the Finland Hockey Team for the World Juniors Boggles My Mind
Why? WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY? I just don’t get the Blackhawks these days, man. Between Coach Q being fired, Jeremy Colliton awkwardly hugging players on the bench and Crawford going down with another concussion, it has been […]