Way more people than I’d expect seem to be surprised by the news that Adam Levine–a rich, attractive, lead singer of a band with tattoos–was just outed for cheating on his pregnant Victoria’s Secret supermodel […]
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Makeup Company Is Pushing The She-Hulk Eyeshadow Palette Way Too Hard
Traditional advertising hasn’t worked on the general public in 20 years. Brands have evolved to find more creative ways to get people to buy their products. Today it has officially gone too far. Every 3 […]
Surviving Barstool Finale Recap: Humans Prevail
On the heels of Grace’s tragic elimination, the day 1 alliance of Steven Cheah, Eddie, Rudy, and Jackie made it to the final 4. It was time for the remaining contestants to finalize their Excel […]
Are the buffalo sabres back?
Holy shit, the Buffalo Sabres are bringing back their goathead black and red logo. The team announced yesterday the logo will indeed be on their third jersey for the upcoming season. Are the Sabres about […]
Surviving Barstool Episode 4 Recap: You Should Venmo @Gracekomalley
This episode brought me back to my emo roots. Rarely have I ever felt seen as a person on reality TV, but tonight Grace O’Malley won America’s hearts by being absolutely devastated. I know I’m […]
The Best and worst reasons for a highway shutdown
We’re back. There’s hasn’t really been an actual announcement, but the OG Branded Sports Twitter is officially unbanned and with summer coming to an end I thought what better time to dive all the way […]
How to Choose the Best Online Sportsbooks
Sports betting is now legal in a growing number of states across the US, and more people than ever are betting. This growth has led to a lot of new sportsbooks emerging, and people are […]
Surviving Barstool Season 2 Episode 2 Recap: KO Kim
Episode 2 of Surviving Barstool and it doesn’t quite seem like anyone has found any loyalty in the bench. Feels like everyone is waiting for someone else to take charge of the game and make […]
Surviving Barstool Season 2, Episode 1 Recap: Don’t Mess With Tiko Texas
In this business, reality show recaps are my Kareem hook shots. Adele was born to sing, Keith Morrison was born to narrate Dateline, and I can finally say I was put on this planet to […]
Big Corn Is Up To Something
Everywhere I turn these days there’s only one thing: corn. I wake up, take a big toke out of my corn cob pipe, grab a buttery slice of cornbread, fire up Tik Tok, and there’s […]
Tom Brady Is Not At Bucs Camp Because He Is Competing On The Masked Singer
This is such a delicate moment in time we are living in. Almost every day there’s a headline that reads like it can’t possibly be true, so while you clicked on this post thinking there […]
NFL Unforgettable Moments: Tennessee Comes Up One Yard Short
The NFL is, without a doubt, the most loved sport in the United States of America. It is part of our culture, and whether we love it for the Super Bowl Commercials, the NFL spreads, […]
Best Options For The Next Bachelor
For the first time in decades it feels like the light is dimming on the Bachelor franchise. With the rise in popularity of therapy among men, likely largely due to influencer promotions for BetterHelp.com, this […]
NHL Free agency tracker
It’s one of the best days of the year for the hockey world as it’s the start of free agency. There are a few big names out there and a few that have already signed. […]
Why Everyone Is Suddenly Saying “Zach Wilson Got That Dawg In Him”
Up until now, Zach Wilson has been known for being Mormon and having a crazy mom. Possibly even for this signature Chipotle meal. Certainly not for playing football. So why has every straight man on […]