So I was scrolling through instagram and I come across this ad from one of the beloved places from my childhood… Talk about an ultimate marketing strategy. Friendly’s is going to have people lining up […]
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The New Kraken Mascot is Something
If you thought Gritty was an interesting sight to see when he first came about get a look at the new Seattle Kraken Mascot. So it’s name is Buoy the troll and he looks like […]
walsh’s weekend winners
Dammmmmnnnnn Walsh back at it again with the weekend winners… That’s right we’re bringing back Walsh’s Winners in blog form to go along with the Tiktok. I’m a people pleaser so for all those out […]
Trevor Zegras Gets Crushed
I think this is the opposite of a Chiclets bump…After appearing on Spittin Chiclets the other day, Anaheim Ducks young stud Trevor Zegras got his bell rung on Wednesday night. Arizona Coyotes forward, Jan Jenik […]
Shock Waves Hit As Americans Learn Tattooed Rock Star Is Cheating On His Hot Wife With Another Hot Woman
Way more people than I’d expect seem to be surprised by the news that Adam Levine–a rich, attractive, lead singer of a band with tattoos–was just outed for cheating on his pregnant Victoria’s Secret supermodel […]
Makeup Company Is Pushing The She-Hulk Eyeshadow Palette Way Too Hard
Traditional advertising hasn’t worked on the general public in 20 years. Brands have evolved to find more creative ways to get people to buy their products. Today it has officially gone too far. Every 3 […]
Surviving Barstool Finale Recap: Humans Prevail
On the heels of Grace’s tragic elimination, the day 1 alliance of Steven Cheah, Eddie, Rudy, and Jackie made it to the final 4. It was time for the remaining contestants to finalize their Excel […]
Are the buffalo sabres back?
Holy shit, the Buffalo Sabres are bringing back their goathead black and red logo. The team announced yesterday the logo will indeed be on their third jersey for the upcoming season. Are the Sabres about […]
Surviving Barstool Episode 4 Recap: You Should Venmo @Gracekomalley
This episode brought me back to my emo roots. Rarely have I ever felt seen as a person on reality TV, but tonight Grace O’Malley won America’s hearts by being absolutely devastated. I know I’m […]
The Best and worst reasons for a highway shutdown
We’re back. There’s hasn’t really been an actual announcement, but the OG Branded Sports Twitter is officially unbanned and with summer coming to an end I thought what better time to dive all the way […]
How to Choose the Best Online Sportsbooks
Sports betting is now legal in a growing number of states across the US, and more people than ever are betting. This growth has led to a lot of new sportsbooks emerging, and people are […]
Surviving Barstool Season 2 Episode 2 Recap: KO Kim
Episode 2 of Surviving Barstool and it doesn’t quite seem like anyone has found any loyalty in the bench. Feels like everyone is waiting for someone else to take charge of the game and make […]
Surviving Barstool Season 2, Episode 1 Recap: Don’t Mess With Tiko Texas
In this business, reality show recaps are my Kareem hook shots. Adele was born to sing, Keith Morrison was born to narrate Dateline, and I can finally say I was put on this planet to […]
Big Corn Is Up To Something
Everywhere I turn these days there’s only one thing: corn. I wake up, take a big toke out of my corn cob pipe, grab a buttery slice of cornbread, fire up Tik Tok, and there’s […]
Tom Brady Is Not At Bucs Camp Because He Is Competing On The Masked Singer
This is such a delicate moment in time we are living in. Almost every day there’s a headline that reads like it can’t possibly be true, so while you clicked on this post thinking there […]