Love this guy showing up to work in a Santa suit to work the satellite pic.twitter.com/Z9WRKA7CfM — Kyle (@KyleWooderboys) December 22, 2019 How about Kris fuckin Kringle here all jolly and shit making sure the […]
Tag: Tom Brady
Antonio Brown Still Wants To Be On The Pats
The Patriots continue their offensive struggles and are officially in second place in the AFC. Not going to lie having to go to Baltimore on the way to the Super Bowl is NOT what we […]
Tom Brady And LeBron James Are Absolutely Not One In The Same
Still going 💪 @KingJames pic.twitter.com/irifyRkp8W — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) November 15, 2019 My two favorite athletes of all time are Tom Brady and Kobe Bryant. Two men who selflessly dedicated themselves to one team to […]
Monday Morning Gambler Week 9
Disclaimer: This is a satirical gambling version mixture of Peter King’s Monday Morning Quarterback and PFT Commenter’s Monday Morning Bowel Movement articles. It comes with no political correctness because this is America and in America […]
Pretty Sure Brady Just Said The N Word On TV (VIDEO)
Currently the Patriots are getting embarrassed by the Ravens and even worse than that they’re losing me money. A whole lot of money. To top it all off it would appear Tom was screaming the […]
WATCH: Tom Brady Is Very Pissed Off That Everyone Is Freaking Out About That Massage Parlor Scene
Last night while refreshing Netflix searching the earth for new TV shows to watch, a little show called Living With Yourself starring America’s Sweetheart Paul Rudd was one of the only options available. The plot […]
Avoiding ReALIty: Patriots Giants Week 6 Edition
Week 6: BB phone Ben Watson Don’t give Tom Brady dome Why would anyone throw to Stephon Gilmore? Jamie Collins and Matt Slater need a podcast (or they are welcome here) Tom Brady is […]
Got An Unhappy WR? Just Hand Him Over To The Patriots For A 6th Rounder Or Something.
Following up on my earlier offseason piece, It’s July And We’ve Reached The “Patriots Are Paper Thin At WR” Portion Of The Cycle Time is a flat circle. Despite winning their first three games scoring […]
I’m Disgusted by Tom Brady
This is probably the worst I have seen Tom play since he got benched in Kansas City and Trent Dilfer called him a bum. Brady only threw for 150 yards, threw a pick, had no […]
Tom Brady Loves Getting His Butt Blasted
While most people were distracted by the pure sex dripping from the cover of this month’s issue of Men’s Health, little to none seemed to actually read the article. I’m not exactly in the market […]
BREAKING NEWS: Tom Brady Is Heading To New York
Holy shit!! Just your casual Tuesday and then BAM! The greatest quarterback of all time says he’s leaving the only city he’s ever known. “NY Post: Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are one step closer […]
Tom Brady Retiring After This Season??!?!!?!
It’s cryptic tweeting szn baby! “Treat my first like my last, and my last like my first!” pic.twitter.com/q4KUz24QtA — Tom Brady (@TomBrady) June 4, 2019 The greatest quarterback of all time is out here quoting […]
Belichick With The Worst Take of All Time
Bill Belichick made an extremely bold statement this morning on Boston sports radio. Bill Belichick: Tom Brady would play goalie if he played lacrosse https://t.co/KKZL68U5sR — WEEI (@WEEI) June 3, 2019 Hold on real quick. […]
It’s Official: This Is The Hottest Tom Brady Has Ever Looked
My sensors have been up for a while now, and I’m ready to make an official diagnosis. I have enough visual evidence to believe that we are currently living in a time where Tom Brady […]
The Met Gala’s Such A Joke…
Before I go any further, I would just like to clarify a few things: I’m an idiot. I don’t do research. I watch sports and eat bologna. I’m not necessarily someone you’d see on the […]