Just kidding, this is the most non-story story of all time. Is that what it’s officially called though, a ‘nut shot’? or is it a ‘nut tap’? a ‘cup check’? I’ve never been quite sure […]
Tag: nfl
Walsh’s Winners NFL Week 1
The NFL is back tonight and that means the return of Walsh’s Winners. Year 3 of Walsh’s winners and I am coming out hot. Not only this year will you be getting the weekly blog […]
Should this San Fransico 49ers fan be thrown in Jail?
Pretty aggressive headline there Joe, what would make you think some fella watching a preseason football game should be tossed in jail? Oh was this guy one of the scumbag 49ers fans getting into a […]
Henry Ruggs Gets 3-10 Years In Prison
I dk if this is gonna sound bad but I almost forgot that this happened. Former NFL and Alabama Wide Receiver Henry Ruggs was sentenced to 3-10 years in prison today. He pleaded guilty to […]
Who Would You Rather Start A Family With? Patrick Mahomes, Jalen Hurts, Or Josh Allen?
Now is the point in the NFL season, especially this one, that we are starting to look into a magic ball for storylines. After GMFB finishes their segment with Bailey Zappe’s 3rd grade math teacher, […]
Surviving Barstool Finale Recap: Humans Prevail
On the heels of Grace’s tragic elimination, the day 1 alliance of Steven Cheah, Eddie, Rudy, and Jackie made it to the final 4. It was time for the remaining contestants to finalize their Excel […]
Tom Brady Is Not At Bucs Camp Because He Is Competing On The Masked Singer
This is such a delicate moment in time we are living in. Almost every day there’s a headline that reads like it can’t possibly be true, so while you clicked on this post thinking there […]
Why Everyone Is Suddenly Saying “Zach Wilson Got That Dawg In Him”
Up until now, Zach Wilson has been known for being Mormon and having a crazy mom. Possibly even for this signature Chipotle meal. Certainly not for playing football. So why has every straight man on […]
Former Bengal Current Jet CJ Uzomah Is Not Dating Kay Adams, But He Probably Should Be
The personal and romantic lives of athletes shouldn’t interest anyone as much as it does. However when it involves America’s sweetheart Kay Adams, the people need answers. I don’t think there’s been a more universally […]
Stefon Diggs Juggled Multiple Valentine’s Day Celebrations At Once By Having 2 Of His Girlfriends Stay In The Same Hotel
For some men, the pressure of doing one Valentine’s Day celebration right is enough to crumble and end up at Trader Joe’s at 8pm buying tulips and some chocolate covered pretzels. For Stefon Diggs, it […]
Jonathan Gannon On His Way Out? Potential DC Hires That Make Sense For The Eagles
The Eagles season has obviously come to an end and its known that Jonathan Gannon is a hot commodity around league fronts. The 39 year old, first time defensive coordinator has said to have an […]
Joe Judge Seen Drowning Himself In Pizza And Cases Of Beer After Being Fired By The Giants
After this, Joe Judge is officially back on head coach watch. Having TMZ wait outside your house to take pictures from your driveway while you get a dozen pizzas and a dolly full of Mich […]
The Branded Fantasy Football Champion Is…
Can I get a drum roll please? That’s right, I have officially been crowned the greatest fantasy owner in the whole company. What started as Walsh and myself as the clear cut favorites quickly turned […]
Bill Belichick Actually Apologized To Reporters For Being His Normal Self In Postgame Press Conference After Loss To Colts
If you had Bill Belichick apologizing for decades of standard behavior, feeling like he was “short” with reporters in his postgame press conference after a demoralizing loss on your 2021 bingo card, go ahead and […]