“A man who pleasured himself into a colleague’s sandwich before letting her eat it has been told he cannot appeal against his conviction. Anthony Maneval, who worked at a now-closed Bon Ton department store, was […]
Author: Nick Ru
Let me wobble back to my corner, Joe Pa knew.
You’ll Never Guess Who The Eagles Have The Same Odds To Win The Super Bowl As
I do my best to not be a triggered person. I have decided in 2019 I will argue on twitter less, I’ll say what I want to say and move on, I’m not going to […]
If The Last Two Years Of Eagles Football Were Made Into A Movie, Who Would The Actors Be?
I have seen this on twitter dot com a lot lately. I’ve seen it super Super Bowl 53 and some NBA drama and I got to thinking. If the Eagles from 2017 to 2019 were […]
Is Ben Simmons Really 7 Feet Tall? An Investigation
I am one of the greatest investigators on the internet. I investigated the billboard in New England and realized it was the reason for the bad Eagles start, and I investigate things all the time […]
Trevor The Worlds Loneliest Duck Has Been Killed By A Pack Of Dogs, Even Though I Am Sure The Dog’s Had Every Reason To Kill This Fame Whore Duck
“Trevor “the world’s loneliest duck” has died after being attacked by dogs on the tiny Pacific island of Niue. The mallard became a celebrity last year when he became the only duck on the island […]
Who Should Eagles Fans Root For In The Super Bowl?
I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. As an Eagles fan who do I want to see win the Super Bowl? It’s a tougher question than I expected because most people across the country […]
The Greatest Twitter Thread Twitter Has Ever Seen Exposing Weirdos Cretins And Degenerates Part 2…
Around a month ago I shared the funniest Tik Tok video thread I have ever seen on the internet. I am happy to report, the videos are back and there is a whole new gang of […]
Joel Embiid Is Under Investigation For Murder?
Joel Embiid is under investigation for murder. The 76ers star center was caught on video killing another man last night, take a look at the video .@JoelEmbiid notches 32 points, 14 rebounds and 3 blocks […]
Fletcher Cox Stands Up For Wentz And Says Philly Voice Article That Wentz Is “Selfish” Is A Lie
Philadelphia was put into a coin cycle this morning after an article from the Philly voice said multiple “sources” claim Wentz is an ego-maniac who wants to take over the world and kill off everyone […]
Nina Ansaroff Of The UFC Flashed Her Naked Ass At Girlfriend Amanda Nunes And Ruined Her Dog’s Life
My dog is traumatized @NinaAnsaroff pic.twitter.com/maFVeAx7q9 — Amanda Nunes (@Amanda_Leoa) January 18, 2019 I don’t have much commentary for this, I’m doing it for the clicks and that’s pretty much the only reason. Amanda and […]
Theres A Man On Twitter Named @BillionBus And They Should Have Never Gave Him Photoshop
Everyone know’s I am a huge twitter guy. Can’t get enough of twitter its my favorite app out there. When people come put and tweet something dumb then get destroyed for it, I love it. […]
Ru How To: Helping Your Wife Get Through Labor
Welcome to another edition of Ru how to, I’m Ru. Today I am going to walk you through getting your wife through labor. It is a magical and tough moment in every couples life. Regardless […]
Twitter User @Glitter___Gal Wants People To STOP Retweeting People Celebrating Weight Loss Because Others Who Did Not Lose Weight Will Be Sad
Now what I am going to post is tough to read. You’re going to be annoyed and frustrated and probably won’t finish reading it. I beg of you to try. Here we go. https://twitter.com/glitter___gal/status/1085392368109522950 https://twitter.com/glitter___gal/status/1085395654241865729 […]
The U Is Officially Back #TNM
I’ve seen enough, I’m calling it now, I’m taking my shot and yelling it loud and proud! The U is officially back! The swagger, the noise, the hype all of it is back like it […]
Is Mike Francesa The Biggest Fraud On Radio?
I have a question. What is the obsession with Mike Francesa? The guy seems like a total fraud with no substance, just talks out of his ass and lies. Let me take a few steps […]