Pennsylvania Man Caught Using Coworkers Ham And Cheese Sandwich To Jerkoff With Sentenced To 12 Months Behind Bars

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“A man who pleasured himself into a colleague’s sandwich before letting her eat it has been told he cannot appeal against his conviction.

Anthony Maneval, who worked at a now-closed Bon Ton department store, was found guilty of performing a sex act with the woman’s lunch.

The 36-year-old wanted to appeal his conviction but failed to convince a state appeals court panel he was unjustly convicted of indecent assault.

PennLive reports Judge Mary Murray upheld Anthony Maneval’s convictions for the August 2016 incident at the Superior Court .

Maneval, of Pennsylvania, in the US, was sentenced by county Judge Michael Sholley to three to 12 months in prison, plus four years of probation.” –Mirror

Well that’s good news, the sandwich jerker sent to jail for 12 months.  I think most people would agree the punishment fits the crime here, HOWEVER I have a few important questions that need to be asked.

Question One: Is he an Eagles or Steelers fan?  I think this is something that needs to be asked and answered.  We have very little riding on this as Eagles fans, people are going to call us scum no matter what we do.  Jerking off with a sandwich won’t change that.  Steelers fans have a little bit more riding on it though.  They go around pretending they are so high and mighty and so great.  They think they are above being bashful brutes but in reality they’re just scumbags with worse accents.  I hope the sandwich jerker is a Steelers fan, and if he’s one of those PA losers who happens to be a Giants fan or Cowboys fan, give him the death penalty.

Question Two: Did it feel good? Everybody relax and hold on.  I am not saying I want to jerk off into a coworkers deli meats.  I do think what I do in the privacy of my own bathroom while my son watches TV is my business and my business alone.  If it feels good, it feels good, I just want to know

Question Three: How do we know the coworker wasn’t in on the entire thing?  Maybe they are pretty kinky and this is what gets them off and she asked him to do it.  Maybe he’s to manly to out her in public so he’s taking the fall.  How do I know we really have the full story here, these are questions we need answers too.

If I can get all of those questions answered I will feel much better about things and how I may be using my deli meats for now on.

 

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BrandedRusSon
BrandedRusSon
February 5, 2019 4:32 pm

Dad mom is going to be ticked off when she hears you’re going to jail

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