I have seen this on twitter dot com a lot lately. I’ve seen it super Super Bowl 53 and some NBA drama and I got to thinking. If the Eagles from 2017 to 2019 were made into a movie who would the actors be for the main cast. We’ll start from top to bottom and stick to main characters, and fan favorites.
1. Jeff Lurie played by Alan Arkin
This could have been any rich half bald guy but I went with a personal preference. I like Alan Arkin a lot, he’s a great actor and would be great in this role. Jeff Lurie is a pretty likable guy and a little bit corny, Alan would do that well.
2. Doug Pederson played by Tom Hanks
This is the easiest decision of the entire movie. Tom Hanks is the greatest actor who ever lived and can play any role for anybody. Doug is considered a great leader and Hanks would be the perfect guy to lead this film into an Oscar.
3. Frank Reich played by Kurt Russell
This is my favorite casting of the movie. Kurt Russell is an intense guy who has been a coach in movies before. Miracle ever hear of it? Reich and Carson had a great relationship that was testy at times and I think this is going to be the perfect actor to make that come to life
4. Carson Wentz played by Chris Hemsworth
That’s right, Thor is going to play Carson. The looks are obviously way different but Hemsworth is a great actor and has all of the physical attributes of a professional athlete. He’s 6’3 hes jacked he plays the part perfectly. He’s just like Carson in the sense of Carson looks like the prototype NFL QB, Hemsworth looks like the prototype actor playing an NFL QB
5. Nick Foles played by Jon Header
Was there a question about this? Jon is actually a great actor and will play this perfectly. Besides the looks being perfect he is the total opposite of his cost star Hemsworth. It really is playing out like it does in real life.
6. Zach Ertz played by Channing Tatum
Another easy guy to cast. Zach is that loveable guy who likes to joke around and has that clean-cut boyish look to him. Channing Tatum will dominate in the role of Zach Ertz
7. Alshon Jeffrey played by Michael B Jordan
Took me about 1 second to figure out Mike Jordan is the perfect role for Alshon, quite and confident and super talented he’ll be the best super athlete actor since Boobie Miles.
8. Lane Johnson played by Braun Strowman
Guys like Lane are going to be hard to find actors for so we have to go into the world of the WWE. Guys who are physically imposing and look like they can kick the shit out of you but who can also act. Nobody other than Braun can play the vital role of Lane
9. Jason Kelce played by Bray Wyatt
Same thing with Lane, these big guys are hard to cast so we go into the WWE, Bray Wyatt is a big man with a big beard who is as charismatic as anyone you have ever seen. The end of the movie when Kelce gives his speech he will dominate that.
10. Chris Long played by Joe Manganiello
Chris Long is rugged and handsome and Joe Manganiello is rugged and handsome. Both funny, both jacked, easy casting.
11. Fletcher Cox played by Terry Crews
Both huge and entertaining, Fletch is hard to cast, man is a mountain. Terry will be the best person to play Fletch.
12. Brandon Graham played by Idris Elba
The crafty vet played by a crafty vet in his own right. This casting is so well done by me I impressed myself
13. Malcolm Jenkins played by Will Smith
The leader of the entire team, the iron man played by Philly’s own Will Smith. I can’t think of a better guy to play Malcolm or a guy who will make sure to play that role perfectly more than William Smith
14. Brent Celek played by Bradley Cooper
I don’t think people realize how important Brent was to this team and how much he loved being an Eagle, so the perfect guy to play the vet going out on top is Bradley Cooper.
15. Jason Peters played by Mark Henry
Size perfect, look perfect, acting perfect great guy to have play the bodyguard and a guy who can really get you to feel for him when Peters is lost for the season.
16. Darren Sproles played by John David Washington
Kevin Hart will not be in my movie! And if I couldn’t get Denzel I will get his son. He already plays an NFL athlete on TV so he’ll be good at this.
Now with any movie we need some villans. The three villans in this movie will be Tom Brady, Bill Belichick and Jerry Jones, because fuck Jerry Jones.
1. Bill Belichick played by Emperor Palpetine
2. Tom Brady played by Chris Pratt
3. Jerry Jones played by Donald Sutherland
Let me wobble back to my corner, Joe Pa knew.