Trevor The Worlds Loneliest Duck Has Been Killed By A Pack Of Dogs, Even Though I Am Sure The Dog’s Had Every Reason To Kill This Fame Whore Duck

“Trevor “the world’s loneliest duck” has died after being attacked by dogs on the tiny Pacific island of Niue.

The mallard became a celebrity last year when he became the only duck on the island around 1,500 miles (2,400 kilometres) northeast of New Zealand.” Sky News

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Now I know what everybody is thinking.  This is really sad, this poor duck, he is dead, mauled to death by a pack of dogs, he died alone with nothing, nobody never even got some sweet duck tail…

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We have to take a step back and realize who killed the duck though.  It wasn’t some ass hole cats that killed the duck.  It wasn’t some dick head snake that killed the duck.  It wasn’t some pompous parasite that killed the duck.  It was some dogs.  Dogs are loving protective creatures who do everything the right way.  They do everything to make sure we are happy and we don’t feel depressed.  They give us joy and protect us against all evil.  This fame whore duck had this coming.

He was taunting these dogs, he was probably telling them how he tricked the world by going to a duckless island in his plan to take over the world.  Dogs are mans best friend, these dogs weren’t going to let this duck take over and harm man.  They were going to make sure they protected us and killed this little ass hole duck.  Remember the old saying, “Ducks fly together”  Well if this duck was alone and not flying with anyone it’s because he was kicked out of his own group for being an ass hole.  He wasn’t alone because he was in the wrong place, he’s alone because other ducks couldn’t stand him.

The fact remains these dogs are innocent and I for one am thankful they got rid of such an awful duck.  Trevor the duck can enjoy his alone time in hell while all dogs go to heaven.  If i’ve said it once I’ve said it at least twice now, we are some lucky ducks to have dogs!  Let’s look at some pictures of dogs.

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