Here is the Branded weekend rundown of the top 10 most popular articles from the week. If you missed any, what time is better than now! If you saw them already, you know they are […]
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The Branded Fantasy League Standings – Week 2 Edition
Two weeks in to the season, here’s where we stand in the prestigious Branded Fantasy League. A mere 4.02 points separates me and Jay Roget for the top spot, with Murt not far behind also at […]
Week 3: Eagles Porn
1-1 after an ugly loss in Tampa Bay last week. All that is behind us though, our savior Carson Wentz hath returned. Hop on the Wentz wagon, we’re on our way to 15-1 and repeating […]
Degenerate Dan’s NFL Week 3 Wagers
Week 1: 3-1 Week 2: 2-2 What can I say other than “fuck kickers?” Week 1 was a huge success and we were so close to duplicating the 3-1 record in week 2 but this Minnesota asshole […]
College Football Week 4
Recap of Last Week: 3-1 (never go against LSU…until they play Bama) 2018 College Football Season 16-3 Week 4 already? Time is flying when you’re having fun, and making money. West Coast has the big […]
Branded Hour: MaGerk’s, Horsham
Welcome to another Friday edition of… The Branded Hour. Where we are in search of “The Perfect 30” We are doing some very hard research to give you the top notch grades of the best […]
Crown Their Ass: Bears vs Cardinals Preview
Every time the Bears play the Arizona Cardinals, I think back to the glorious come-from-behind victory they had against them on October 16, 2006. It was the most epic thing my 12 year-old-self had ever […]
Football Friday: Bud Light!
For the past year it has been impossible to think about football and not think about Bud Light! The beer is walking step for step with the biggest sport in America. You can’t spell BUD […]
From Wentz We Came To Rise Again, The Official Branded Sports Carson Wentz Hype Video….. He’s Back
Branded is officially in the video content game. Now I am no film maker or video editor, but I am the god damn most creative person you’ll ever come across in your life. Wentz is […]
Thank You, Hawk Harrelson
I’m only 24 years old, but I’m starting to have moments here and there of feeling “old” – and one of those moments is happening at 1:10 pm on Sunday at Guaranteed Rate Field – […]
Follow Friday: Michael K-B
We did it. Through the real grind of he week. Now just refresh Twitter all day, grab lunch with a coworker and before you know it, it’ll be closing time. Also before we know it […]
Browns Won For The First Time Since 2016 And Cleveland Went Bananas
Good for you Cleveland, good for you. You 100000% deserve to go nuts. Last year was basically your Super Bowl. Going 635 days in between wins is an eye popping stat. They still haven’t won […]
Kanye Has Had Enough of Everyone Talking About Banging His Wife
Kanye has, is and forever will be one of the most eccentric and confusing superstars the world has ever seen. His uniqueness causes nothing short of a Twitter purge whenever he takes his shroomed out […]
Woman Says She Wasn’t Feeling Well, Turns Out She Had A Dead Turtle In Her Vagina
Daily Mirror – A British woman has reportedly been questioned by police on Tenerife after doctors found a dead tortoise inside her vagina. Staff at the A&E department of a medical centre in the south […]
The McGregor Show is BACK!
Sing it with me… “There’s only one Conor McGregor… And there’s no fighter better!” It is going to be almost two years since Conor stepped into the octagon when he fights Khabib Nurmagomedov on October […]