As a blogger it’s always my job to bring attention to the most important issues in sports and entertainment, so no need to praise me for being brave enough to approach a topic some people are scared to discuss.
Can someone explain Trae Youngās hair? Anyone? No?
— alex (@alex_c_22) February 25, 2020
I donāt know why people donāt talk about Trae Youngās Hair more….
— Puppaā¢ļø (@NickManlow) February 22, 2020
https://twitter.com/real_BigCal/status/1233958496565157889?s=20
The silence on this issue is deafening. What is going on atop Trae Young’s head is a national nightmare that we need to start a conversation about. If no one else wants to do it, I will. In his two years in the NBA I haven’t seen nearly as many people mention it as I’d imagine. I had to Google if he had some unfortunate follicle disease that everyone was aware of and agreed not to make fun of it before I said anything so I wouldn’t be canceled. Happy to learn I wasn’t alone.
Yo is something actually wrong with Trae Youngās hair or is it just like that
— Justin (@Jchizzl) February 23, 2020
Nothing turned up. Trae Young just has really awful hair, and I’m sick of being quiet about it.
I mean, what the fuck is that? I’m all about being yourself and owning who you are but if I can muster up the time and energy every day to put on a layer of mascara, Trae Young can buy a hairbrush. This isn’t a statement about self love and acceptance, it’s just gross. If he played for the Lakers I’d assume Lebron paid him to draw attention away from his own hair issues. There can’t be any other reason to go on national TV like that.
Trae Young is 21 and a 1st round NBA player living in Atlanta and I bet he gets no pussy. No self respecting gold digger could even stand to look back at that while faking an orgasm to get money for lip injections. It’s not worth it.
https://twitter.com/Kennithjames_/status/958580122206003207?s=20
It’s not even trolling it’s just really fucking true. His hair does look like that! I want to start this conversation to help Trae Young. I guess having just reached legal drinking age we can’t expect Trae to be ready to accept that he needs to be a bald/buzzcut guy so early in his NBA career but come on. The people in Trae’s life that really care about him need to have a cutoff date where they step in and for a hair intervention. Lebron is going to have to invite him on the next season of The Shop and do it there. Someone should have done the same for Britney years ago. Katy Perry is days away from hers, I can feel it. I’ve given up hope on Kuzma, but at least he switches it up. Caruso it adds to his allure. There is no logical or illogical explanation for Trae Young’s hairstyle.
āMY HAIR IS DIFFERENT THAN A LOT OF PEOPLEāS. I LIKE MY HAIR. I LIKE THE FADE. I LIKE THE LITTLE DESIGN I HAVE. IāM COOL WITH IT. OBVIOUSLY MY HAIR IS THIN ON TOP, SO IT LOOKS LIKE A BALD SPOT, BUT I REALLY COULD CARE LESS. IF THATāS WHAT MAKES THEM SLEEP GOOD AT NIGHT ā¦ IāM COOL. IāM SLEEPING GOOD.ā
Different doesn’t always mean good, people. Clearly Trae Young is sleeping very soundly with this newborn baby waking up from a nap hair with that extra 45 seconds he is saving from never brushing it.
trae young should boycott #NBA2K19 for making his hair too realistic lmao pic.twitter.com/Gk0g7U8ecE
— LennyJuicest (@LennyBiased) August 2, 2018
This is for you Trae, I really think it would help grow your fanbase. It’s literally making people feel uncomfortable. People can’t respect an NBA All Star that looks like an armpit.
Trae Youngās hair makes me uncomfortable af bro
— Lightbeer āā (@Yeaaaightt) March 2, 2020
Trae young is good fam dont get me wrong. But I just dont like that mf lol something about his bed hair be irkin me
— Chip Skylark (@Aumniscient_) March 1, 2020
https://twitter.com/Rebecca4prez/status/1232293019409428482?s=20
https://twitter.com/juckshot_3/status/1234184250603311107?s=20
Hair looks like doo doo paper
This made me laugh so hard!! I mean what is this guy thinking.
He obviously did not study cosmetology or communications…he is horrible in appearance & interviews. He needs to spend his free time on life skills instead of showing off his ā12 cylinderā McLaren (V8 Twin Turbo, I believe, & I only overheard a YouTube about it. His hair makes him look like an anime character!!!
Very well written and hilarious!!
Why do muslims smell nasty af and why are they so hairy? Eww…
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You obviously do poor research. 5 minutes on google will tell you that he is balding at a cruelly young age. No one says anything about it because they are being kind. Kindness. Do better research so you don’t make yourself to be so unkind in future articles.
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I had never seen him or heard about him before but when I saw him in the nba finals, I asked my husband if āthat dude used a light socket to cut his hairā and my husband laughed and knew immediately who I was taking about.
Everyone has a flaw. When pointing a finger at someone, always remember… Your thumb points back at you. What does his hair has to do with basketball? He’s a BAD ASS BOSS on the court.
Cringiest article of the last 5 years. Congrats. Secondary education has failed us. Lmaoooo
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