Magic Johnson Is Positive……. He Hates LeBron James

Is anybody surprised by this?  I’m not.  I don’t know if it’s even true I just imagine it is.  Magic Johnson hates LeBron James.  He has too.  This is a man who has been apart of the Lakers organization for over 30 years!  30 years!!! I’m not even 30 years old, he’s been a LA guy for longer than my life.  In that time he has been through everything and anything including AIDs and after 30 years as a Laker, 30 years with AIDs it took LeBron James 9 months to make this guy quit.  9 months!  Let that sink in, he’s been fighting this disease everyday for the majority of his lift, and he works with Lebron James for half a year and it just becomes too much.  Do I really care?  No, I hate the Lakers, I hate LA and I enjoy watching LA fail.  Except for the hockey team, I think the LA Kings are pretty cool.  I honestly just wanted to get in on the Magic Johnson AIDs jokes.  Here are some good ones.

“Magic: Im retiring

Lakers: Are you sure?

Magic: I’m Positive” -My friend Jonni

“30 years with AIDs and 9 months with Lebron he finally gives up” -Me

Magic Johnson has lasted 30 years with AIDS but couldn't last 9 months with Lebron

— KD's Burner (@devyn_caron) April 10, 2019

Magic Johnson has been dealing with AIDS for 28 years, but couldn’t deal with Lebron for 1. #diva #notmygoat

— Doink Mcgoo (@DoinkMcgoo) April 10, 2019

Magic Johnson can survive AIDS but not LeChoke

— s🅿️ence. (@mistahmorris) April 10, 2019

AIDS couldn’t even kill Magic Johnson and keep him away from lakers but lebron did…. lebron

— Scott Springer (@imnotthatScott) April 10, 2019

So maybe that joke is being abused and I didn’t create it.  There’s some other ones though

Magic Johnson out there dodging Jeanie Buss like he dodged AIDS.

— Mr.SoloDolo (@frostedblakes44) April 10, 2019

Last nights Magic Johnson press conference left people with more questions than his 1991 AIDS press conference

— The Doctor (@legg_hunter4) April 10, 2019

https://twitter.com/urboi911/status/1115834683290456068

Ah there it is again

https://twitter.com/Dexteraslan/status/1115914214474964993

Surely that’s the last time anyone will say that

https://twitter.com/devingonzales13/status/1115831043431571457

https://twitter.com/notjaventOKC/status/1115843660552208389

https://twitter.com/alanddavis81/status/1115792007723724800

Calling AIDs horse shit made me laugh out loud

Magic Johnson gave the Lakers aids and dipped

— Nickso (@Niickso_) April 10, 2019

Magic Johnson found the cure for aids but couldn’t find the cure for the terrible ass Lakers 😭

— ThisAnAndrewCaldwellStanAccount (@QueenLaTilly) April 10, 2019

Magic Johnson said I beat aids now I’m gonna beat embarrassment, deuces✌🏼 https://t.co/PL2tZw9IAG

— Cam (@cameron_dudley) April 10, 2019

Magic Johnson needed aids to help do the day to day operations. Why couldn’t the Lakers provide him with that?

— APE TIGER (@WhoDatPessimist) April 10, 2019

Magic Johnson was the AIDS version of NBA team presidents

— Tom Tebow (@IamEvilTebow) April 10, 2019

Does Magic Johnson update his resumé on his own or is it done by his aids?

— Paully B (@boringbuildr) April 10, 2019

My nigga Magic Johnson AIDS must’ve flared back up with all that stress

— I WANT MY DAMN RESPECT TOO (@TeflonBron) April 10, 2019

https://twitter.com/bennypierce69/status/1115799165349629952

Ah, damn there it is again.

Magic Johnson survived from aids but couldnt survive Lebron james for a season jeezz

— A.P (@Pettenuzzo11) April 10, 2019

Ah again, so I think we are realizing that there really are only 2 or 3 AIDs jokes out there for magic, I think we can do better.  Let’s get more creative out there with out Magic Johnson AIDs jokes on Twitter.  I believe in you folks.

Just because…