Is anybody surprised by this? I’m not. I don’t know if it’s even true I just imagine it is. Magic Johnson hates LeBron James. He has too. This is a man who has been apart of the Lakers organization for over 30 years! 30 years!!! I’m not even 30 years old, he’s been a LA guy for longer than my life. In that time he has been through everything and anything including AIDs and after 30 years as a Laker, 30 years with AIDs it took LeBron James 9 months to make this guy quit. 9 months! Let that sink in, he’s been fighting this disease everyday for the majority of his lift, and he works with Lebron James for half a year and it just becomes too much. Do I really care? No, I hate the Lakers, I hate LA and I enjoy watching LA fail. Except for the hockey team, I think the LA Kings are pretty cool. I honestly just wanted to get in on the Magic Johnson AIDs jokes. Here are some good ones.
“Magic: Im retiring
Lakers: Are you sure?
Magic: I’m Positive” -My friend Jonni
“30 years with AIDs and 9 months with Lebron he finally gives up” -Me
Magic Johnson has lasted 30 years with AIDS but couldn't last 9 months with Lebron
— KD's Burner (@devyn_caron) April 10, 2019
— Sam Callanan (@sfcallanan14) April 10, 2019
Magic Johnson can survive AIDS but not LeChoke
— ferris juuler. (@mistahmorris) April 10, 2019
AIDS couldn’t even kill Magic Johnson and keep him away from lakers but lebron did…. lebron
— Scott Springer (@imnotthatScott) April 10, 2019
So maybe that joke is being abused and I didn’t create it. There’s some other ones though
Magic Johnson out there dodging Jeanie Buss like he dodged AIDS.
— FrostedBlakes44 (@frostedblakes44) April 10, 2019
Last nights Magic Johnson press conference left people with more questions than his 1991 AIDS press conference
— Hunter Legg (@legg_hunter4) April 10, 2019
Magic Johnson has been fighting AIDS for almost 30 years… he couldnt survive a year of Lebron pic.twitter.com/brPMF5SkBv
— _ (@urboi911) April 10, 2019
Ah there it is again
Magic johnson survived aids for 28 years but coudnt survive 9 months with Lebron 🤣🤣
— Dexter Umit🌴 (@Dexteraslan) April 10, 2019
Surely that’s the last time anyone will say that
Magic Johnson really just spread his AIDS all over the Lakers organization then dipped, what a thug 😂
— Devin Gonzales (@devingonzales13) April 10, 2019
Magic Johnson basically transferred his AIDS to the Lakers franchise lmfao
— Definitely Not James (@notjaventOKC) April 10, 2019
HIV is horse shit how tf Magic Johnson had AIDS for 30 years
— ⚖️⚖️⚖️ (@alanddavis81) April 10, 2019
Calling AIDs horse shit made me laugh out loud
Magic Johnson gave the Lakers aids and dipped
— Nick (@Nicksoo11) April 10, 2019
Magic Johnson found the cure for aids but couldn’t find the cure for the terrible ass Lakers 😭
— 🏁TheMarathonContinues🏁 (@QueenLaTilly) April 10, 2019
Magic Johnson said I beat aids now I’m gonna beat embarrassment, deuces✌🏼 https://t.co/PL2tZw9IAG
— Cam (@cameron_dudley) April 10, 2019
Magic Johnson needed aids to help do the day to day operations. Why couldn’t the Lakers provide him with that?
— Ron (@WhoDatPessimist) April 10, 2019
Magic Johnson was the AIDS version of NBA team presidents
— Tom Tebow (@IamEvilTebow) April 10, 2019
Does Magic Johnson update his resumé on his own or is it done by his aids?
— Paully B (@boringbuildr) April 10, 2019
My nigga Magic Johnson AIDS must’ve flared back up with all that stress
— The Legend of Swagger Vance (@TeflonBron) April 10, 2019
Magic Johnson lived with aids for 30 years, but couldn’t handle lebron for one
— 🅱️en 🅿️ierce is a cuck (@bennypierce69) April 10, 2019
Ah, damn there it is again.
Magic Johnson survived from aids but couldnt survive Lebron james for a season jeezz
— A.P (@Pettenuzzo11) April 10, 2019
Ah again, so I think we are realizing that there really are only 2 or 3 AIDs jokes out there for magic, I think we can do better. Let’s get more creative out there with out Magic Johnson AIDs jokes on Twitter. I believe in you folks.
Let me wobble back to my corner, Joe Pa knew.