A List of Wrestlers I Could Beat Up In 2020

Chavy

Look I don’t fancy myself a tough guy (actually quite the contrary I’m a big pussy). But there’s gotta be some former WWF/E wrestlers I could beat up with ease if I stepped into the squared circle with them right now.

1) King Kong Bundy

2) Ultimate Warrior

3) Randy Savage

4) David Arquette

5) Test

6) Brutus Beefcake (Not Dead)

If Brutus tried skewering me with his patented clippers I would’ve simply made a lateral move to the right and disarmed him with a punch in a matter of seconds. Again no wrestler can beat me.

7) Chris Benoit

On second thought I take that back. Benoit kicks my ass 10 times out of 10.

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