— Kollege Kidd (@KollegeKidd) August 4, 2019
Come on DJ! You HAVE to be smarter than this!
If you’re going to indulge in the devil’s lettuce and you know that FIBA is going to drug test you, you need to plan better. Take one of those cleansing kits you can get at CVS, chug 12 gallons of green tea, take a box of x-lax – whatever you need to do to clean your system out.
If you don’t want to use traditional methods of passing a drug test, there are a few different routes you can go. The absolute last option is to use a lady’s peepee. There’s a lot that can go wrong with this, but her ending up being pregnant is by far the worst.
Now your only defense is to tell FIBA that you are actually a transitioning woman and they aren’t allowed to suspend you because that would be sexist. Hopefully they believe you and lift your suspension. Maybe they’ll even help you plan your gender reveal party!
Either way, congrats on the baby, D.J.