Mets Fans Actually Did Something Funny

So Mets fans actually did something good???!!?!? What a time to be alive. A few days back Adam Eaton and Todd Frazier had a back and forth. Adam Eaton called Mets third baseman Todd Frazier “very childish” after the two players had to be separated from one another following an on-field incident during the Mets’ 5-3 victory over the Nationals on Monday night at Citi Field.

Eaton said he heard Frazier yelling at him across the infield all night long, but it was after Eaton grounded into a double play to end the top of the third inning that he confronted Frazier near the first-base bag and Mets dugout. The two had to be restrained between innings, continuing what has been a years-long feud between the two former White Sox teammates. Both players remained in the game.

Todd Frazier delivered a strong “pay your mortgage” clap back.

That then lead into last night’s game at Shitty Citi Field. Fans behind Eaton took the opportunity to dig in a little more and I’m here for it.

I don’t think you understand how hard it is for me to pay a complement to Mets fans. They are my second least favorite people on the planet, right behind Cowboys fuck faces. But here goes nothing…..I loved this. There I said it. Keep crushing him. “Pay your mortgage” just a beautiful hate cocktail. So simple and yet so perfect. If we had any type of pulse in New York DSGN Tree would be on the phone making Pay Your Mortgage shirts right now.

Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled Mets hate. Screw those scumbag rats. That feels better.

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