The Great Debate: Ass Vs Boobs

A story that goes back to the caveman era.  A tale as old as time.  For generations men and woman have had the debate about which is better.  Ass or Boobs.  It is never-ending a rivalry that gets more heated than Ohio State vs Michigan, FSU vs Miami, Eagles vs Cowboys, Skip Bayless vs Relevance.  It may never end, or at least you thought it might never end, because today I end this once and for all.  I put to rest the ass vs tits debate and there will no longer be a conversation about it.  I will point out all of the important reasons why one is better than the other.  No bias by me here, I have had some wonderful boobs in my life, and I have had some amazing ass.  Let’s get into it no holding back the debate dies here and now.

BOOBS-  I love boobs.  Boobs are great and they do so much for us in life.  They are what we feed on as children and they help us grow.  “Got Milk” wasn’t just a slogan, as a baby it was a way of life.  We come out of the womb sucking on breast and there’s a reason as young children we as men crave seeing a big pair of boobs.  I still remember sitting in my room as a 6th grader going to bed and it was Thursday night at 11pm.  I turned the volume down real low so my parents couldn’t hear and I turned on cathouse or real sex.  I was jaw dropped pant down head over heels shocked at what I was seeing. BOOBS!  There is truly nothing to hate about boobs.  Boobs also produced one of the greatest segments in comedy history

It is really hard to compete with something that produced a great skit like that.  A huge point for boobs.

ASS- I love ass.  Ass is great there truly is nothing like being smothered by some nice round booty cheeks.  There is something primal about a womans butt.  You grab it to show dominance to show who’s in charge to make them know they want you and can’t say no (Because of the implication).  There are things I would like to add to the part about ass but it is even a little to much for me to say.  So I’m going to use word imagery to try and get my point across.  You know when she bounces on a yoga ball? Except the yoga ball is your lap, that.  Give me all of that.  I also like when it winks at you if you know what I mean.

VERDICT- Now make no mistake I love boobs, they are great and were my first love.  Like a first love though we all grow up and move on.  Ass is where it’s at and there is no questions about that.  It comes down to a simple statement.  Boy’s like boobs, men like butt’s.  That’s really all it is.  You don’t have to look further than that to know what’s going on because if you’re a true man you go ass all day everyday.  Ladies and gentleman I rest my case and I declare ass to be the victor!!!!