Wet Ass Pussy.
As a world renowned sex podcaster, you know I had to weigh in on the controversy about the new Cardi B and Meg Thee Stallion single “WAP.” You see, at The Roster, we love a good WET ASS PUSSY. In fact, we talk about them almost daily. My co-host and I have been trying to fight the good fight alongside other feminists to normalize females talking about sex.
“WAP” is only one of many ways women across the world have been fighting against gender stereoptyopes in sex. Are the lyrics super descriptive and crass? Fuck yes they are. Does Cardi B at one point reference a penis touching the little dangly thing swinging in the back of her throat? Sure. No one is trying to argue that it is racy that the video contains so many thick ass booties being thrown about in a circle. But, as we are sitting on our high horses judging powerful female music icons for making the banger of summer 2020, let us not forget the men who have done it before them.
Lil Wayne paved the way with one of the grossest lyrics of all time: “I’m da pussy monster, da pussy monster, da pussy monster, da pussy monster and you betta feed me pussy, pussy.” Let us not forget when DaBaby said: “She like when I pull it out and rub it all on her A** cheeks. Yeah, I want head before we F**k and I want it nasty. She like when I tell her to spit on it (insert spit sound effect).” Humble be ye who hath forgotten the time that the great Juicy J said: “If yo girl don’t swallow kids, man that ho is basic.”
You see, just as is true in many areas of life, it’s never a big deal until a woman does it, right? Let alone two of them coming together and talking about sex and vaginas?!! Well, that’s what The Roster is here for, y’all: to help you pull the stick out of your ass. Women should be free to make millions off badass songs about THEIR OWN PUSSIES. Especially if men have been doing the same thing for years now without complaint. GET OVER IT.
