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@bustedcoverage meanwhile at the Phillies game tonight pic.twitter.com/tr46VHWyRN
— phil cufaro (@ripits247) July 17, 2019
If there was ever a time to do some balls or wood jokes, now is that time. So let’s give it a whirl.
- That’s a big strike zone
- What’s the count? Two balls
- Looks like she’s ready to play catcher
- 1 Girl, two balls
- and so on and so on
Will say, she’d be a great base-ketball player. Distractions would be on point. Other player goes to shoot and BAM!!! There’s her butthole. If the Phillies do make the playoffs we might need her out there at the bottom of every inning. Good luck throwing strikes with this girl’s hoo-ha flapping in the wind. Might never lose a game again. Fire Kapler and give her his salary.