“ Left tackle Laremy Tunsil has agreed to a three-year, $66 million contract extension with the Texans, according to NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport and Steve Wyche.” “The deal includes $50 million guaranteed, per Rapoport, and […]
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guess what day it is.
The unofficial—official holiday for stoners, AKA a normal day for a guy like me. (semi depressing flex) Now I’ve been toking the “Righteous Bush” (Pause) for about 9 years now, since the day I graduated […]
Simone Biles Saw Everyone Putting On A Shirt Upside Down And Said Hold My Beer
handstand challenge 🤷🏾♀️ pic.twitter.com/D11uhLoG37 — Simone Biles (@Simone_Biles) April 11, 2020 Are you fucking kidding me? This genuinely might be the most impressive physical feat I have ever seen in my life. Simone Biles is […]
Chicago Bulls (Somehow) Considering Bryan Colangelo For Their Top Basketball Ops Role
In a year full of ridiculous headlines, how could this possibly be one of them. Bryan Colangelo, who resigned after Twitter burner scandal, interviewed with Bulls for top exec opening, per @ShamsCharania pic.twitter.com/YE9PuZdM47 — Bleacher […]
Darren Rovell Got Dunked On By A Food Bank
Darren Rovell is the epitome of a spineless internet troll. If you don’t remember who Darren is that’s okay, he’s the guy who posted the HD video of the JFK assassination. Don’t get me wrong […]
We’re Here.
Listen up, we’re here and we’re not fucking leaving. – Losers https://twitter.com/nedegenerate/status/1247519147187146752?s=21
Instagram Personality Caroline Calloway Counted Wrong So She Posted Her Nudes On Twitter
Before today I had no clue who Caroline Calloway. All I saw was a tweet from a friend of mine who said after Caroline posted her nudes she slid into her DMs. Love that energy […]
Is Brady Taking A Shot At Belichick Here?
Warm weather Tom let’s loose…let’s do this @HowardStern 🤣🤣 https://t.co/eVQUndYuTC — Tom Brady (@TomBrady) April 2, 2020 Is Tom taking shots now that he left? Feels like it but I’m going to say no. Tom […]
Breaking News: Cowboys Make Dak Highest Paid Player In The NFL!
The Cowboys and Dak have been negotiating for sometime now. The sides have not been able to reach a deal and Jerry eventually tagged the QB. Welp… It seems as though as of today, April […]
You Think The Coronavirus Is Going To Stop Tarik Cohen From Beating His Meat?
Follow @BrandedKyle Gas up the Pornhub! Tarik Cohen is going for the quarantine jerkoff record. What number do we think Tarik is up to? 15? Maybe 30? Gotta think we’ve been […]
Breaking News: DeAndre Hopkins Heading To The Birds.
It’s happening… DeAndre Hopkins is being dealt from Houston… To the Arizona Cardinals. Breaking: The Texans are trading DeAndre Hopkins to the Cardinals, per @AdamSchefter WOW 🤯 pic.twitter.com/PT7wGclCGQ — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) March 16, 2020 […]
BREAKING NEWS: The Masters Has Been Postponed.
And there it is… Statement from Chairman Ridley: "Considering the latest information and expert analysis, we have decided at this time to postpone @TheMasters, @anwagolf and @DriveChipPutt National Finals." Full details at https://t.co/FX2AN1MLsY pic.twitter.com/Z2DjS5TYdG — […]
Yankees Pitcher Zach Britton Hit With Possible Injury!
Not again. This can’t keep happening right? The Yankees were the most injured team in baseball last year and still almost made it to the World Series. This year they are getting ravished with injuries […]
California Health Leader Licks Her Finger Seconds After Telling People Not To Touch Their Face [Video]
Dr. Sara Cody, who is the Director of Clara County Public Health Department was walking people though how to avoid contracting the CoronaVirus and then seconds later… Licked her finger. I mean… Come on lady. […]
Breaking Down The $10,000 Dollar Boobies Spongebob Remix
I have not laughed harder in a long time. Watch this Video and then let’s break it all down. 1- Great Connection on the first slap then this guy went full Mayweather and played some […]