Everywhere I turn these days there’s only one thing: corn. I wake up, take a big toke out of my corn cob pipe, grab a buttery slice of cornbread, fire up Tik Tok, and there’s […]
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Jake Paul Might Be A Decent Boxer
I’m no boxing expert but we might need to start putting some respect on Jake Paul’s name. He seems like a total dick so I’m not asking you to like him but it seems like […]
This Is Why The Paul Brothers Have Taken Over Boxing
The problem with boxing, at least MOST new boxing, is it’s just not entertaining. Flat out. UFC, more entertaining. Crowd fights, more entertaining. Street fights, more entertaining. Even the lead up to most boxing fights […]
Celebrities Are Back To Making Annoying Trends On TikTok
As an adult I probably shouldn’t be on TikTok. It’s not for me, I can’t dance but for Branded I am. What I discovered today was quite shocking, I’m not the only adult making dumb […]
Is it possible to be an NFL wideout and a professional TikToker?
It’s no secret that Steelers “star” (does this label even apply anymore?) receiver Juju Smith-Schuster likes to dance, especially for TikTok. The former USC pass-catcher’s TikTok has over 2.7M followers and over 30.5M likes. Each […]
Happy Birthday To Our Queen Vanessa Hudgens
I simply can not believe the amount of disrespect I receive here at Branded. I blog about Vanessa Hudgens being the only women I care about and I get the horny police called on me. […]
Vanessa Hudgens Is Rumored To Be Dating Some Scrub On The Pirates
Twitter stunned by Pirates player Cole Tucker being linked to Vanessa Hudgens https://t.co/dgX8i7qegr pic.twitter.com/mwbsJZZSje — New York Post (@nypost) November 23, 2020 God, say it ain’t so. Listen I’m sure Cole Tucker is a nice […]
We Are SICK Of Social Media Apps Changing
View this post on Instagram A post shared by Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) Not to sound like an old fucking man but I hate change. KFC said it best, we don’t go on Instagram to shop […]
VIDEO: There Are Ghosts In The New Netflix Movie American Murder?
*SPOILERS AHEAD* If you’re reading this I’m going to assume you’ve either seen “American Murder: The Fanily Next Door” or you don’t care about spoilers. It is pretty good, honestly. It is a true story […]
Halsey Continues To Be A National Treasure
Here I am just scrolling TikTok at work the other day as one does and I come across a video of Halsey. The video was posted last week but I’m not sure when this actually […]
Chris Cuomo Cancels Tik Tok
Rip that check in half Billy Gates and spend your money elsewhere because Chris Cuomo has canceled TikTok! At this point TikTok has no choice but to close up shop. Sure there have been countless […]
Tik tok is being banned??!!
Rumors have been swirling that President Trump is slammin the ban hammer down on Tik Tok and it’s left everyone from Frat bros, thots, and divorced moms in shambles. No specific reason has been given […]
Is Tony Hawk The Nicest Celebrity Ever? For Sure
https://vm.tiktok.com/Tw1f62/ This TikTok by some FedEx delivery driver in Georgia has over 1 million, why? Because Tony Hawk is the nicest human on the planet. We’ve know Tony for 63 years and he has never […]
David Dobrik Has An Ad With Chipotle That Has Over One BILLION Views
https://vm.tiktok.com/TVxYj2/ If you don’t know who David Dobrik is, first off where have you been old man? David was one of the big vine stars from a few years ago, now he makes YouTube videos. […]
Mathisse Thybulle Is Crushing Tik Tok Two Days Into Quarantine
Someone get Matisse a puzzle or a sudoku book or something pic.twitter.com/4Uro2cGkV1 — Kathleen (@kathleenkatkath) March 17, 2020 Mathisse Thybulle can’t be touched by anyone else on Tik Tok right now. I thought his […]