As you all know I am a huge numbers guy, always have been always will be. Numbers, numbers and more numbers, thats all I know and all I care about. So I was doing some […]
Tag: the Masters
Tiger Woods Masterful Once More.
Sunday at the Masters will go down in history as one of the greatest days in golf history. Perhaps one of the greatest days in sports history. Hell… It is going to go down in […]
Mugshot Monday: Tiger.. Tiger Woods Ya’ll!
He did it… He really freakin did it! Tiger made the impossible, possible. The improbable… Probable. The dream… A REALITY! And he won his 5th green jacket at Augusta National. The people’s champ is BACK! […]
GUYS… IT HAPPENED!!!!!!
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!!! It’s currently Sunday, April 14th—a day that will be remembered forever as the day Tiger Woods obtained what nearly every talking head, radio personality, dickhead blogger, group chat member, and tabloid reporter […]
Is Tiger Woods Actually Britney Spears…?
So, as most of you know, Branded is one of the last bastions of “columnistic” integrity on the Internet. And as the Internet’s White Knight, I exist to give you the hard-hitting exposés you won’t […]
What’s The Best Sport To Watch on TV?
So as I write this, it’s the opening round of The Masters and, as we all know, Tiger’s fucking back. I’ve come to realize I’m probably in the 1% of Tiger fans on the planet. […]
A Tradition Unlike Any Other…. The John Daly Augusta Party.
It’s Masters week… How can you not be excited? You will see the color green like you’ve never seen before. You will hear the most beautiful music you’ve ever heard in your life. You will […]