For the first time in decades it feels like the light is dimming on the Bachelor franchise. With the rise in popularity of therapy among men, likely largely due to influencer promotions for BetterHelp.com, this […]
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The Bachelorette Episode 6 Review
I’m trying something new here and I’m not sure how it’s going to go or where I am even taking this blog at this point…Every Tuesday while I’m scrolling through Twitter all I see are […]
The Bachelor’s Madison Prewett Is Dating Denver Nuggets’ Michael Porter Jr
Looks like Madison has made the jump from the absolute squid that is Pete the Pilot to an active NBA player, Denver Nuggets forward Michael Porter Jr. Allegedly MPJ and Madison have been seeing each […]
Avoiding Reality – An Absolute MONSTER Episode: Talkin’ Bachelorette, Below Deck, Big Brother, RHONY, RHOBH, Double Shot, and 90 Day Fiance
We are back with a huge episode covering all the best B franchises -Starting off with some Bachelorette updates for what is set up to truly be the most dramatic season of all time -A […]
What Is Going On With Hannah B And Tyler C (And Tyler’s Best Friend?) – Bachelor Update
At the top of the list of people most of us would like to be quarantined with is Tyler Cameron from Hannah Brown’s season of The Bachelorette. Most recently on her post-Peter murder appearance on […]
Who The Fuck Is Going To Be The Next Bachelorette?
Everyone know the Bachelor franchise has always been more successful with picking Bachelorettes than Bachelors. I would rather date way more Bachelorettes. Jojo is forever my Bachelorette #1 but between Rachel Lindsay, Kaitlyn Bristowe, Jillian […]
Bachelor In Paradise Week 5 Official Power Rankings
I’m writing with absolute heat in my veins right now, as week 5 of Bachelor In Paradise has officially broken me. Spoiler alert but Mike, and just Mike, was eliminated this episode. There is no […]
Bachelor In Paradise Week 4 Official Power Ranking
Full disclosure I did not watch Monday nights episode of Bachelor in Paradise but I feel like I learned enough from Twitter and from Tuesday’s episode to put out the official rankings. Sadly (for some), […]
Bachelor In Paradise Week 3 Official Power Rankings
These are the official power rankings after the end of week 3 of Bachelor In Paradise. We will pour it for the homies we lost at the rose ceremony (mostly just Wills) and we’re now […]
Bachelor In Paradise Week 2 Official Power Rankings
Week 2 of Bachelor in Paradise is in the books and it feels like 3 months since Blake fucked the entire house. Things sure do change quickly in Paradise. There are still 22 people on […]
I Don’t Want To Say I Want To Cut Jed From The Bachelorette’s Dick Off…But You Can Read Between The Lines
After The Bachelorette was announced as Hannah B (and not the one true Hannah, Hannah G), I made a brave announcement that I didn’t think I could watch this season. For the most part that’s […]
People Are Actually Shocked A Contestant On The Bachelorette Is There For The Wrong Reasons
Earlier this year I made a proclamation. After spending at least half of my life watching the fuckboys of The Bachelorette, I would be boycotting Hannah B’s season. Anyone but Hannah G would have pushed […]
VERY DRAMATIC BACHELOR SPOILERS: Do Not Click This And Then Bitch At Me For Spoiling Colton’s Season
Reality Steve has done it again. For those of us sickos who get thrills from reading TV show spoilers, it’s certainly holiday season. (SPOILER): How does Colton’s season end now up at: https://t.co/I6a2eDMNLZ. Certainly is […]