For the first time in decades it feels like the light is dimming on the Bachelor franchise. With the rise in popularity of therapy among men, likely largely due to influencer promotions for BetterHelp.com, this […]
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The Bachelorette Episode 6 Review
I’m trying something new here and I’m not sure how it’s going to go or where I am even taking this blog at this point…Every Tuesday while I’m scrolling through Twitter all I see are […]
The Bachelor’s Madison Prewett Is Dating Denver Nuggets’ Michael Porter Jr
Looks like Madison has made the jump from the absolute squid that is Pete the Pilot to an active NBA player, Denver Nuggets forward Michael Porter Jr. Allegedly MPJ and Madison have been seeing each […]
Avoiding Reality – An Absolute MONSTER Episode: Talkin’ Bachelorette, Below Deck, Big Brother, RHONY, RHOBH, Double Shot, and 90 Day Fiance
We are back with a huge episode covering all the best B franchises -Starting off with some Bachelorette updates for what is set up to truly be the most dramatic season of all time -A […]
The Creator Of The Bachelor Just Saved Baseball: Make Them Play For Sex
It’s no secret that even in a worldwide pandemic with no life sports to watch, baseball is kinda boring. If you’re not a father of 3 looking to avoid your life responsibilities in a Lay-Z-Boy […]
What Is Going On With Hannah B And Tyler C (And Tyler’s Best Friend?) – Bachelor Update
At the top of the list of people most of us would like to be quarantined with is Tyler Cameron from Hannah Brown’s season of The Bachelorette. Most recently on her post-Peter murder appearance on […]
The Bachelor Finale Was Truly The Most Dramatic Episode Of All Time
We can all agree that Peter was the absolute worst choice for Bachelor separate from having Brad Womack for a 3rd time. You all started this season so excited, so hopeful that cute little Pilot […]
Who The Fuck Is Going To Be The Next Bachelorette?
Everyone know the Bachelor franchise has always been more successful with picking Bachelorettes than Bachelors. I would rather date way more Bachelorettes. Jojo is forever my Bachelorette #1 but between Rachel Lindsay, Kaitlyn Bristowe, Jillian […]
Avoiding ReALIty: Everyone Hates Victoria F, New Show Alert, Below Deck (Both Boats), Real Housewives Retirement Updates, Why Vanderpump Rules Is Legendary And Summer House Is Not
It’s been a while and this is an action packed week of television so there is quite a lot to discuss. First I felt obligated to discuss the national outrage on the hometown episode of […]
Is Peter The Worst Bachelor Of All Time?
If you’re reading this in the little preview of the blog I don’t want to give away the hook without getting the click but this should probably be enough. There’s not a chance in hell […]
Not So Hot Take: Hannah B is The Worst
It’s that weird time of the year where college football is essentially over and the NFL is winding down, so the only thing that could get your competitive juices flowing is The Bachelor. Last night, […]
The 5 Biggest Psychopaths From The Bachelor Season Premiere
As I’m sure you know, I have been on a Bachelor boycott since Nick Viall’s season. Sure the drama with all the girls is always great, but I just really despise ABC for making us […]
Bachelor In Paradise Week 5 Official Power Rankings
I’m writing with absolute heat in my veins right now, as week 5 of Bachelor In Paradise has officially broken me. Spoiler alert but Mike, and just Mike, was eliminated this episode. There is no […]
Bachelor In Paradise Week 4 Official Power Ranking
Full disclosure I did not watch Monday nights episode of Bachelor in Paradise but I feel like I learned enough from Twitter and from Tuesday’s episode to put out the official rankings. Sadly (for some), […]
Bachelor In Paradise Week 3 Official Power Rankings
These are the official power rankings after the end of week 3 of Bachelor In Paradise. We will pour it for the homies we lost at the rose ceremony (mostly just Wills) and we’re now […]