I am one of the greatest investigators on the internet. I investigated the billboard in New England and realized it was the reason for the bad Eagles start, and I investigate things all the time […]
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Urgent Memo To Short Girls: Stop Stealing All The Coveted Tall Guys!!
This is a message that I hope all the short girls hear loud and clear: STOP SNATCHIN’ ALL OF THE TALL GUYS. Every single girl wants a guy that’s over 6′ tall–that’s a stone cold […]