Yesterday I saw our pals at WGG tweet this. this whole "ear licking" meta on Twitch is fucking WEIRD — WGG š PAX East (@WickedGoodGames) June 15, 2021 Now today, after a long day at […]
Tag: sex
Kourtney Kardashian Wants Us All To Know Something
I don’t think I’ve ever spent so much time talking about the Kardashians in my life. If you’re keeping count this is my THIRD blog about someone in this family this week. https://twitter.com/branded_sports/status/1379795159693598725?s=21 https://twitter.com/branded_sports/status/1380219260342001669?s=21 And […]
Trump Plans On Giving Some Americans A Stimulus In 2021
Next year Iām fuckin 20 people in the first week. — Teanna Trump (@TeannaTrump) December 28, 2020 First off, shout out me for the title. I really am out here just doing the most. Porn […]
Fort Bragg Is About To Be Put In Horny Jail NSFW
https://twitter.com/barstooldiscord/status/1319024747175346178?s=21 Wait I would much rather someone at Fort Bragg be accidentally horny on main than the US military being like "oops we were hacked." pic.twitter.com/snSN7bG6eB — Slade (@Slade) October 21, 2020 Come on Fort […]
Quarantine Has Trae Young SUPER Horny
Trae Young making a case for First Team All Horny. Trae living by the phrase shooters shoot on and off the court. This is giving me BIG Ray Allen horny vibes. I don’t know how […]
The Darkest Day In B1G TEN History.
Every once in awhile day someone will say something so stupid it’ll unite everyone on the internet. Today’s winner was Christine Brennan from USA Today. i read one christine brennan column in a college journo […]
Congrats to Mighty Ducks Alum Goldberg On The New Teeth!
Chalk this up under “things you like to see”. According to TMZ (LINK) Mighty Ducks Star Shaun Weiss has now been sober for over 265 days and got himself a new pair of teeth to […]
Itās Wednesday You Know What That Means!
It’s Wednesday Branders which means we’re only 1 day away from NFL football being back! I don’t know about you Philly scumbags but I’m ready for some football! Being a Bengals fans I have low […]
I Hosted The Roster Girls And It Went Off The Rails Pretty Quickly
I decided to do my best Joe Rogan impression and do a long form interview for you the Branders (and anyone who doesn’t use Spotify). My first guests were Annmarie and Echo of The Roster […]
Being A Golf League Secretary Sucks
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been volunteered by a group of olds to be the secretary of the golf league you just joined because you’re the youngest person in the league and everyone assumes […]
A$AP Ferg Kicked Out Of A$AP Mob
https://twitter.com/hiphopties/status/1300905800114737153?s=21 So A$AP Ferg is just….Ferg? That’ll take some time to get used to in the booth if you ask me. I mean how much hard drive space will Ferg burn through because he keeps […]
ENZO YOU CANāT SAY THAT ON TV!
BREAKING BIG BROTHER NEWS! Admittedly I don’t watch Big Brother but when I was sitting in our bedroom last night playing PGA 2K21 (I golfed a -10 and won the event no big deal) I […]
Sonny Gray Pulled after 1 Inning. Did This Tweet Jinx Him?
Sonny Gray goes for his sixth win tonight to tie Shane Bieber, Max Fried, and Yu Darvish for the MLB lead! pic.twitter.com/U110WxlEcg — Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) September 1, 2020 *One hour later* For the first […]
Netflix Pulling Jurassic Park Amid Backlash
According to PC Mag Jurassic Park is leaving Netflix later this month. It’s unknown if this was done due to their licensing rights running out or if they decided to take it down due to […]