@aliweitz 0:00-9:50 – This is like my Christmas with all these shows coming back. The Hills returns without our queen LC and with the addition of Marissa Cooper. 9:50 – 36:56 – I did a […]
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Avoiding ReALIty Episode 4: Below Deck Med, Summer House, RHONY, Double Shot At Love AND Bonus Black Mirror
Episode 4 coming at ya and there are a lot of shows leaving and coming back. Hit me up @aliweitz and tell me what shows you want me to start adding in! 0:00-6:49 – Brief […]
Double Shot At Love With DJ Pauly D And Vinny Episode 10: Stop Nap Shaming
We pick up last week’s dramatic plane turbulence freakout with a completely safe landing and all is well as we head to Pauly’s gig in Texas. A good majority of the girls get to the […]
Avoiding ReALIty Episode 3: Kyle Has Reached His Crying Limit, The 2 Hour Challenge Reunion, and A Mount Rushmore Episode Of RHONY
0:00-8:15 – Some thoughts on the new Below Deck season, Teen Mom 2 Reunion and Kaitlyn Bristowe’s new dog 8:15-24:47 – The Challenge 2 HOUR Reunion and I am in love with one of the […]
Avoiding ReALIty Episode 2: Summer House Of Fuckboys, I Want A Bridge Named After Me, And Camille Grammar-Meyer’s Wedding
0:00-1:56: I have purchased a real microphone and it’s exciting because I have a weird microphone obsession 1:56-14:13: Summer House is trying to convince us Jordan is not gay he just has ED 14:13-23:53: Southern […]
Avoiding ReALIty Episode 1: Lisa Vanderpump Is On The Hot Seat, Dorinda Torments Her New Neighborhood, and We Have Canceled Thomas Ravenel
Well, it’s here folks. 46 minutes of me talking continuously about the trashiest reality shows out there. You peasants can have your Bachelor talk and analyze every one of those boring unemployed fuck bags that […]
Double Shot At Love With DJ Pauly D And Vinny Episode 7 Recap: Did We All Know Angelina Is An EMT?
YEAHHH BUDDY Angelina is finally here. The weirdest part of this show is that these girls can just actively text these guys all throughout the day? It’s not humanly possible to keep up with texting […]
Double Shot At Love Episode 6: DJ Pauly D 2020 Is On
Last Week: It’s come to my attention that I am behind numerically with these episodes. This week is episode 6, but I said the last one was 4 so get over it. You know what […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Episode 12: Who Are The Final 4 That Get To Represent The Prestigious Lohan Brand
We open back up to the final day, and Mike is really being fired for taking his pants off. Aristotle had to clean some guys foot? You made Brent fuck an Instagram model. I feel […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Episode 10 Recap: Brent’s Pity Party Of 1
I can’t believe we’ve gone 10 episodes without Brent getting fired. He is a piece of shit and we better be getting an expose Brent party tonight!! Me. Every. Single. Monday. 🙃 #LohanBeachClub pic.twitter.com/X2y9NncuDk — […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Episode 9: Ain’t No Party Like A Full Moon Party
The house is abuzz with the news that Gabi and Kyle might have hooked up? Brent has no life so he sees an opportunity to spread the rumors. Is that May spreading rumors?! 👀 #LohanBeachClub […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Episode 8: Lindsay Vs. Kailah Lived Up To The Hype
We’ve reached the pride episode of Lohan Beach Club, and if I know anything from Vanderpump Rules, we are about to party. This week’s VIP client is a drag queen and Aristotle gets the lead. […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Episode 7: JK About The Whole Firing Thing
OK last week we watched Panos exterminate May and send her packing. But in the previews it looks like Lindsay was about to unfire her. Let’s get back into it. Of course since last week […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Episode 6: Someone Gets Fired
Last week was a very heavy Brent and Sara episode that ended with a huge fight and Sara being 100% #DONE with Brent. I expect this to last about half an episode. Continuing the trend […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Episode 5: Is Anyone Getting Kicked Off?
We check back in with the VIP hosts this week and I already know we’re getting a lot of Brent and Sara drama so I want to die a little inside. I would rather watch […]