If you’ve made it this far thank you for thinking I could contribute something valuable to actual paid full time bloggers. Fake it til you make it right? What could … Continue Reading How To Crush Blogger School
Man I kinda liked all these Leonard Fournette to the Philadelphia Eagles rumors. But alas that ain’t happening. Nick Foles loves everyone and never speaks ill of anyone. Those he … Continue Reading Cross the Jags off the Foles Sweepstakes
If you are too serious for sarcasm and don’t like being fun, then don’t bother reading this article. For starters, I have to give my CEO, Joe the credit for … Continue Reading Ranking the Free Agents the Eagles May Need to Resign in Order of Hottness Level
Now unlike my first two tales this ones not about violence, just utter jackassery. Middle school was a weird time. As a 7th grader I was freed from two over … Continue Reading Youth Sports Gone Wild 3: Legend of the Masked Man
Picture this: you’re in college. There’s no Instagram, Snapchat, people still have flip phones. Twitter was just barely a thing, so instead people sent 600 texts to each other per … Continue Reading Throwback Thursday: Texts From Last Night
“Researchers” from a random school I have never heard of are claiming that men who have beer bellies and women with muffin tops have smaller brains. I call bullshit. Researchers … Continue Reading According to “Research”, Beer Bellies And Muffin Tops Cause Brain Shrinkage
Nicki Minaj has never been shy about being into sex. Anaconda, Good Form, Rich Sex, Truffle Butter, Side to Side…the discography of Nicki Minaj has a long documented history of … Continue Reading If You Can’t Have Sex At Least 3x Per Night You Don’t Have A Chance With Nicki Minaj, Sorry
Saw this on twitter this morning sitting at the airport waiting. I immediately became irrationally upset. The picture looks like cooked vomit. Y’all wanna get upset by the lack of … Continue Reading This Girl Has To Breakup With Her Boyfriend 10000000000% After This Move
Remember The “Hot” Girl Who Got Caught On Camera Dipping Her Chicken Fingers In Soda?! Well…She Made A Music Video And True Chicken Finger Fanatics Should Be LIVID
Everyone will probably remember this chick at the U.S. Open caught on camera dipping her chicken fingers in soda. You should be sent to prison if you dip your chicken … Continue Reading Remember The “Hot” Girl Who Got Caught On Camera Dipping Her Chicken Fingers In Soda?! Well…She Made A Music Video And True Chicken Finger Fanatics Should Be LIVID
When Galatasaray defender Serdar Aziz told the club he was unable to be called up for the squad to play last Sunday’s game against Sivasspor, as he was suffering terrible … Continue Reading Soccer Player’s Wife Ruins The Perfect Fake Sick Day By Posting To The Gram From The Maldives
This has been on my mind for quite some time now and I can not hold it in any longer. As a white man in his late 20s who has … Continue Reading Is “CEO” Joe Sexist Against Me For Being Funnier Than Him?
The Post Holiday Blues-Tips to help you not go into severe depression on your first day back at work.
Going back to work after a LONG holiday vacation is quite possibly one of the absolute worst feelings of all time. I went to bed late as fuck for the … Continue Reading The Post Holiday Blues-Tips to help you not go into severe depression on your first day back at work.
So last night I met the human form of Siri😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/x3nC4XNile — єяıṅ (@Erinie_DaBest) December 22, 2018 She goes by HazmatCazz and when she’s not spitting bars she’s tricking people … Continue Reading Female Rapper Does A Pretty Damn Good Siri Impression
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So yeah, yesterday was Wednesday—which should be my day off if I wasn’t an absolute beast—and I was feeling dangerously close to invincible. So much so, that I feel like … Continue Reading I Stuffed The Judicial System In My Back Pocket Today…