Of all the Kardashian/Jenner children, Kendall is by far the most mysterious. For a while I had a theory she was a lesbian and Kris Jenner was just setting up paparazzi photo shoots with random […]
Tag: quarantine
Is ‘Houseparty’ Hacking Your Life?
So we are smack dab in the middle of a quarantine, and there are only three things you can do to stay sane. 1) snack all day and all night. 2) day drink pretty much […]
SportsCenter Was Ready to Risk It All in Megan Thee Stallion’s Instagram Live
We are on Day (what seems like) 67 of this quarantine and everyone is reaching THAT point. People are willing to risk it all, and that includes whatever intern running the Sportscenter Instagram account when […]
Mayor Gabe Loses His Shit On Residents Not Staying Home!
So I have a new hero… And his name Mayor Gabe. Mayor Gabe ain’t fucking around any more because people… This is a big FUCKING deal! Preach Gabe!! Mayor Gabe has had it with people […]
I’m Going To Be TikTok Famous By The End Of This Quarantine
During these boring, lonely times I had all of my friends place their phones in their fridges, press record, and grab something out of the fridge. Here is what came of it… Follow me on […]
The Lunchables – March 23rd, 2020
The Lunchables are still in Quarantine which means we’re discussing our favorite album ever, the best way to die, a celebrity we’d want no one to know we had sex with, and everything we’re […]
Cardi B Thinks NBA Players Are Being Paid To Say They Have Coronavirus
Before you apply any sense of reason or logic to this argument, hear Cardi B out. Quarantine or not Cardi B’s Instagram lives are usually full of political statements and woke ideas about the government. […]
Lunchables – March 21st, 2020
The Quarantine can’t stop The Lunchables. Why isn’t the Internet unlimited? What superpower would you choose? Something you’d never do again and celebrities that you’d buy stock in right now. Subscribe to the Branded […]
A Few Team Updates From The NBA And The Coronavirus
What a wild fucking night. We had games postponed, leagues shutdown and player reactions while they played video games all in the span of like 2 hours. This blog is a little all over the […]