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Last night the Bruins took a tough loss. Boston fans are crying bull shit after a no call late in the third period that led to a Blues go ahead … Continue Reading More Fights In The Crowd Last Night Than On The Ice
Second round complete, leaving four teams left to battle for Lord Stanleys Sacred cup. Naturally the four teams remaining are probably not what many were anticipating, likely the case in … Continue Reading NHL Conference Final Time Baby
Athletes get to live a different lifestyle than the rest of us. Their work days usually don’t start until the next evening so a night of partying really doesn’t hurt … Continue Reading Did Joel Embiid Close Down Zee Bar night Before Game 4?
Lil Dicky’s newest music video, ‘Earth’ has literally everyone in it. Bieber, Grande, Leo and our King, Joel Embiid. Even though it is a quick cameo and only his voice, … Continue Reading Joel Embiid Making An Appearance In Lil Dicky’s Earth Music Video
The next team up for Major League Drinks is going to be the Chicago Cubs. Chicago is known for being cold and windy and therefor I needed to find a … Continue Reading MAJOR LEAGUE DRINKS… Team #3 Chicago Cubs Drink: ZOMBIE 🧟♀️
Tommy foreshadows over here. Tom Brady is playing with all of us… or does he know? pic.twitter.com/DKP58Igrou — Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) April 1, 2019 1. No shot Gronk comes back … Continue Reading Tom Brady Hinting At Gronk Coming Out Of Retirement
This Bruins team had been on quite the tear before dropping a game in which they arguably beat themselves in Tampa on Monday. Going into the game they had won … Continue Reading Krug and Johansson Set to Play Tonight as the Bruins Continue to Get Healthy Ahead of the Playoffs
hmmm 🤔 https://t.co/c5j6uNEAmd — Le'Veon Bell (@LeVeonBell) February 24, 2019 Well, well, well look what we have here. Le’Veon Bell in so many words is BEGGING the Eagles to come … Continue Reading Le’Veon Bell Thinks Philadelphia Is Amazing And Wants To Play For The Eagles
If you are too serious for sarcasm and don’t like being fun, then don’t bother reading this article. For starters, I have to give my CEO, Joe the credit for … Continue Reading Ranking the Free Agents the Eagles May Need to Resign in Order of Hottness Level
Dear Chicago Guys, Well Chicago boys, it’s come down to this. We needed your help to get here and we’re thankful for it but now things are different. Now things … Continue Reading A Letter To The Chicago Contingent Of Branded Sports From The Philly Contingent of Branded Sports
Anyone that has ever played organized basketball as a coach scream at them after clanking a free throw, “THEY ARE CALLED FREE THROWS FOR A REASON!! THEY’RE FREE!!!!!” Another big … Continue Reading The Way Regulation Ended Of The Hornets And Nets Game Is A Coaches Worst Nightmare
Dear Lions Of Detroit, The battle of this year has been long and tough. Men have been loved and lost on this great field of battle. Gladiators like Captain Wentz … Continue Reading Dear Lions Of Detroit
All day today I have been walking around like… HOWLLLL!!!!! What a crazy game. 6-0 at half and ends up being 29-23 in overtime, wow. Let me start off objectively, … Continue Reading Victory Monday!
So… it’s Football Friday. But, it’s not just any Football Friday… …It’s the Friday before Cowboys Eagles. With everything on the line. The Cowboys are 7-5 in first place and … Continue Reading Football Friday: Branded Breakdown of Cowboys Eagles!
AFC East Patriots 9-3 Dolphins 6-6 Bills 4-8 Jets 3-9 AFC South Texans 9-3 Colts 6-6 Titans 6-6 Jaguars 4-8 AFC North Steelers 7-4-1 Ravens 7-5 Bengals 5-7 Browns 4-7-1 … Continue Reading Every AFC Team’s Season So Far Summed Up In One Gif
Last night the latest edition of the College Football Playoff Rankings came out and it was exactly how everyone expected. Bama the runaway number 1, followed by Clemson, Norte Dame … Continue Reading How The Committee Should Set The CFB Playoff Rankings