Just kidding, this is the most non-story story of all time. Is that what it’s officially called though, a ‘nut shot’? or is it a ‘nut tap’? a ‘cup check’? I’ve never been quite sure […]
Tag: new york jets
Why Everyone Is Suddenly Saying “Zach Wilson Got That Dawg In Him”
Up until now, Zach Wilson has been known for being Mormon and having a crazy mom. Possibly even for this signature Chipotle meal. Certainly not for playing football. So why has every straight man on […]
Former Bengal Current Jet CJ Uzomah Is Not Dating Kay Adams, But He Probably Should Be
The personal and romantic lives of athletes shouldn’t interest anyone as much as it does. However when it involves America’s sweetheart Kay Adams, the people need answers. I don’t think there’s been a more universally […]
Zach Wilson’s Mom Says “Snapchat Is For Whores” But Does She Have A Point?
From her somehow unverified account “@lifeaccording2lisa”, new Jets QB’s Zach Wilson’s mom story looked like this on a random Tuesday in May. Pray for us all after a week 7 loss to the Bengals after […]
2021 Fantasy Winners and Losers: QBs
Here are my top 5 winners and losers at the quarterback position for the 2021 fantasy season. For the sake of brevity, I’m only highlighting 5 winners and 5 losers while also specifically avoiding rookies […]
Thrasher Mock Draft 2.0: Trey Lance to the 49ers!?
Welcome to my inaugural post and the first from Dad Bod Fantasy! With the NFL draft only days away, here’s my prediction for round 1 picks based on team needs. 2.0 UPDATE: Kansas City Chiefs […]
Adam Gase Has Officially Been Unofficially Fired
Craig breaks the news that Chris Johnson has told Adam Gase he will be fired as HC of NYJ…and Evan reacts. @CartonRoberts pic.twitter.com/CuX5ZMXClN — WFAN Sports Radio (@WFAN660) December 29, 2020 Officially unofficial is the […]
Mark Sanchez Was Just Revealed As The “Baby Alien” On The Masked Singer: Yes, A Real Headline
Truly a combination of words I never thought I would be putting together for a blog headline but there is not a typo there, Mark Sanchez himself was just revealed as the Baby Alien on […]
This Jets Fan Had No Chance At The Linc
That’s exactly how I expect this fight started. Bon Iver was running his mouth about how a sandwich with deli meats is called a sub and the factory worker who just got off the night […]
Do The Eagles Have The Best Fan Minor League System In Pro Sports?
You give a kid from Philly an inch like this he’s going to become an arsonist before middle school pic.twitter.com/mHOMWMSY86 — Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 6, 2019 Does Philadelphia have the best fan feeder system […]
The Eagles Defeat The Jets
Follow: @BrandedKyle We’re up big headed into halftime!#NYJvsPHI | #FlyEaglesFly pic.twitter.com/rpY7slLOtX — Philadelphia Eagles (@Eagles) October 6, 2019 Yea it’s halftime, but this game is over. It’s 21-0 Eagles, the Jets have 70 yards of […]
Le’Veon Bell’s Latest Publicity Stunt is a Total Abomination
For many of us, our fantasy football draft day mine as well be Christmas morning. Well, for Le’Veon Bell fantasy owners last season, we got coal for Christmas. this is loooong overdue!! but I want […]
Shawn Hochuli Is Building A Shitty Legacy Of His Own
Shawn Hochuli is in the house with us today. Who has the bigger guns? pic.twitter.com/7IHE7huZ — Mike Pereira (@MikePereira) November 3, 2012 When the Patriots Jets game began on Sunday, the announcing team made sure […]