Ohhh boy do I have a blog for you people…What better way to start the week than to piss off as many people as I possibly can. That’s right I’ve decided to rank the worlds […]
Tag: New England
According To Chris Simms, The Patriots Might Be Spying On Cam Newton
So apparently Chris Simms has his own podcast. I had no idea but I guess I should have known he would. We’re back baby! New #AskMeAnything pod with @FareedNBCS is up. -Cam Newton to Pats […]
Antonio Brown Back On His BS With His Recent Post
Antonio Brown just uploaded a picture of him in his Patriots uniform. If the Patriots re-sign him….that'll be the best "SMD" to Tom Brady ever. We'll seeeeeeee 👀👀👀 (Probably not, though) pic.twitter.com/J0nSqnJG1Y — Tommy Keavy […]
Phillip Dorsett Said He Made A Mistake Re-Signing With Patriots Last Year Instead Of Going To Seattle And Frankly I Agree
There’s just no chance I’m going to watch a live Phillip Dorsett interview. I’m taking this news report at its word from reading this quote because 17 minutes is just 17 too many to listen […]
2020 Keeps Getting Worse And Worse, We Have A Blizzard In May
This year has just been throwing absolute haymakers at us left and right. 5 months in and it feels like it just keeps getting shittier. I feel like all the bad things that happened this […]
Tom Brady Is A Cyborg
Tom Brady has been so great for so long that even with him standing on the 1 yard line & less than a minute to go – I still expected he would do the unimaginable […]
The Fate Of The Patriots Season Lies Squarely On My Shoulders
I don’t believe in many things. Love, diets, and certainly not myself. But it’s no longer in my hands whether or not I believe I am personally responsible for the success of the New England […]
Got An Unhappy WR? Just Hand Him Over To The Patriots For A 6th Rounder Or Something.
Following up on my earlier offseason piece, It’s July And We’ve Reached The “Patriots Are Paper Thin At WR” Portion Of The Cycle Time is a flat circle. Despite winning their first three games scoring […]
It’s July And We’ve Reached The “Patriots Are Paper Thin At WR” Portion Of The Cycle
For the past 5 years the Patriots have been “dangerously thin at WR”. In their best offensive years, the offense featured Julian Edelman, Danny Amendola, James White and approx. 1/2 of Gronk. They’ve won 3 […]
Tom Brady Retiring After This Season??!?!!?!
It’s cryptic tweeting szn baby! “Treat my first like my last, and my last like my first!” pic.twitter.com/q4KUz24QtA — Tom Brady (@TomBrady) June 4, 2019 The greatest quarterback of all time is out here quoting […]
Julian Edelman Got Hacked This Weekend
Nice peaceful weekend for your dear friend CEO Joe. Got some work around the house done during the day and relaxed at night. Ideal situation. Julian Edelman’s weekend, much different. He spent the weekend dealing […]
Superstar City Power Rankings
Harper is now calling Philadelphia home, Antonio Brown was traded to Oakland (until they go to Vegas.) So it got me thinking… What cities are home to the most superstars? If you had to make […]
Patriots to Bring in Greg Schiano as New Defensive Coordinator for Some Reason
I’m not going to sit here and pretend like I had this long list of guys I was dying to see the Patriots get as DC. I didn’t. Quite frankly I was much more worried […]
Trent Brown Went Tits Out For The Boys For Locker Room Interview
Trent Brown, who’s about to play in his first Super Bowl, said he quickly learned after being traded to the Patriots that “all the bullcrap that people say about this place” wasn’t true. “It is […]
Tom Brady Proves the World Wrong Yet Again by Burying Rivers Final Chance at Glory
It happens every single year and for some reason every jabroni out there still doesn’t get how this works. The world doesn’t decide when Tom Brady is done. The media has no say, his opponents […]