Just kidding, this is the most non-story story of all time. Is that what it’s officially called though, a ‘nut shot’? or is it a ‘nut tap’? a ‘cup check’? I’ve never been quite sure […]
Tag: New England Patriots
Jonathan Gannon On His Way Out? Potential DC Hires That Make Sense For The Eagles
The Eagles season has obviously come to an end and its known that Jonathan Gannon is a hot commodity around league fronts. The 39 year old, first time defensive coordinator has said to have an […]
Bill Belichick Actually Apologized To Reporters For Being His Normal Self In Postgame Press Conference After Loss To Colts
If you had Bill Belichick apologizing for decades of standard behavior, feeling like he was “short” with reporters in his postgame press conference after a demoralizing loss on your 2021 bingo card, go ahead and […]
The Bills’ Micah Hyde And Jordan Poyer Are A Bunch Of Babies
There is nothing I can think of more embarrassing than getting run on for 222 yards, 5 yards per carry and losing a game where the opposing QB only throws 3 times. So when Micah […]
The Buffalo Bills’ One Year Stranglehold Of The AFC East Is Over
If you told me in the 2nd quarter of the Patriots Texans game in week 3 that by Thanksgiving the Patriots would have a chance to get the 1 seed in the AFC, I would […]
This Is Going To Be A Game To Remember
Through three weeks and only two* teams remain undefeated in the Branded FF League. Those two are myself and Walsh. The reason I tossed an asterisk on two is because, yes Walsh did win his […]
Josh McDaniels Is The Most Hated Man In New England
There’s not a close second either. When Mac Jones has been given more than 2.5 seconds in the pocket he’s looked averagely decent enough. Bill Belichick finally went out and paid some real money to […]
The Patriots Lose But *Spin Zone* No One Cares Because Mac Jones Looks Really Good
Some may think that women don’t belong in the sports space, but that headline I just dropped is the most accurate summary of the Patriots week 1 loss to the Dolphins and the haters are […]
The Patriots Have Released Cam Newton And Mac Jones Is Officially QB1
The post Tom Brady era in New England has been rough. When the Patriots first signed Cam Newton and through approx 2 games into the 2020 season, Patriots fans were all but convinced the dynasty […]
The Patriots Have Found The New Future Of The Franchise And It’s Not Mac Jones
After watching Tom Brady at the helm of the Patriots organization for the last 20 years, it’s undoubtable that his shoes are almost impossible to fill in New England. Bill Belichick can certainly lead a […]
Vince Wilfork’s Son Was Arrested For Stealing $300K Worth Of Super Bowl Rings And Jewelry From Him And He Only Found Out Because A Patriots Fan Told Him He Bought Them
My biggest regret in life is not being born to an extremely wealthy family or having my best friend become like Ariana Grande and pay me to be her vacation buddy. Having Vince Wilfork as […]
The Falcons Would Be Foolish Not To Take This Blockbuster Package From The Patriots
Atlanta has literally zero leverage with Julio Jones at the moment, after Shannon Sharpe ambushed him into clowning on the Cowboys and refusing to lift his socially distant mandate from the Falcons live on a […]
2021 Fantasy Winners and Losers: QBs
Here are my top 5 winners and losers at the quarterback position for the 2021 fantasy season. For the sake of brevity, I’m only highlighting 5 winners and 5 losers while also specifically avoiding rookies […]
Thrasher Mock Draft 2.0: Trey Lance to the 49ers!?
Welcome to my inaugural post and the first from Dad Bod Fantasy! With the NFL draft only days away, here’s my prediction for round 1 picks based on team needs. 2.0 UPDATE: Kansas City Chiefs […]
I Am Scared Edelman Could Be Done With Football Forever
Let’s be very loud and clear I am in no way saying or coming close to saying I think Julian Edelman is done with football. If there is one thing I have learned over the […]