I know Boats usually does the movie reviews but I have finally finished Endgame and I don’t care that it came out a year ago, better late than never or something right? I’m not a […]
Tag: Movie Review
El Camino: Just A Resounding “Ehh”…
Okay, so it’s Friday and I just watched El Camino. It’s been out over a week but, as always, I elect to give people time to watch it before I start hammering away at my […]
For The First Time, I Walked Out Of A Movie…
Okay, so it’s Wednesday and I have some explaining to do… Over the past two weeks, I’ve worked nearly 120 hours and, on top of that, I moved into a new apartment and smashed up […]
Is Charlie And The Chocolate Factory The Worst Movie Ever?
Alright, so it’s Friday and the sky’s the limit. Most Fridays around 6 PM, I’m already three sheets to the wind, desperately texting old flings to see if they want to meet up at the […]
Rocketman: What Bohemian Rhapsody Should’ve Been…
Okay, so last night I ventured down to the local cinema to see the new Elton John biopic, Rocketman. For starters, I missed “Super Tuesday”—the one day a week where movies are $5—so I had […]
Booksmart: Top 5 Comedy of the Decade… (Yup)
Okay, so it’s Thursday and I’ve been off the blogwagon for a few days. In other words, Memorial Day took it’s toll and I spent the entire 3-day stint thanking people for their service, especially […]
Shazam!: Don’t Let DC Get Hot…
So it’s been a few days since I’ve thrown up a blog but, as everyone knows, life is about overcoming obstacles. It’s about spitting adversity in the face. It’s about paying nearly $10 to see […]
Us: Heavily Flawed But Worth Every Penny…
So, two nights ago I saw Us in theaters. I wanted to blog it yesterday but I needed to address a few other time sensitive issues, the most prominent being National Joe Day. Today, however, […]
Captain Marvel: Not Good But Enjoyable…
Okay, so we are officially BACK after quite the hiatus. It’s been a fortnight since I’ve dumped anything productive into a WordPress doc but guess what? It’s what you do in the dark that puts […]
Fighting With My Family: NOT AT ALL What You’d Expect…
So it’s Wednesday, which means a lot of things. However, none of those things are more important than the discounted, $6 ticket night (formally $5 ticket night before Trump took office smh) at my local […]
“Problematic” Or Not, Green Book’s A Fantastic Movie…
Alright, so as most of you probably know by now, I’m a pretty big movie buff. Whenever the Oscar nominees are released, I do my best to pick up the loose pieces. What I mean […]
Boats’ Belated Film Reviews: Into The Spider-Verse
Okay, so for starters, I haven’t blogged in a few days but don’t think for a country second that means I haven’t been splitting content in half. I tried out for the Massachusetts Pirates arena […]