We open back up to the final day, and Mike is really being fired for taking his pants off. Aristotle had to clean some guys foot? You made Brent fuck an Instagram model. I feel […]
Tag: Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Episode 10 Recap: Brent’s Pity Party Of 1
I can’t believe we’ve gone 10 episodes without Brent getting fired. He is a piece of shit and we better be getting an expose Brent party tonight!! Me. Every. Single. Monday. 🙃 #LohanBeachClub pic.twitter.com/X2y9NncuDk — […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Episode 9: Ain’t No Party Like A Full Moon Party
The house is abuzz with the news that Gabi and Kyle might have hooked up? Brent has no life so he sees an opportunity to spread the rumors. Is that May spreading rumors?! 👀 #LohanBeachClub […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Episode 8: Lindsay Vs. Kailah Lived Up To The Hype
We’ve reached the pride episode of Lohan Beach Club, and if I know anything from Vanderpump Rules, we are about to party. This week’s VIP client is a drag queen and Aristotle gets the lead. […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Episode 7: JK About The Whole Firing Thing
OK last week we watched Panos exterminate May and send her packing. But in the previews it looks like Lindsay was about to unfire her. Let’s get back into it. Of course since last week […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Episode 6: Someone Gets Fired
Last week was a very heavy Brent and Sara episode that ended with a huge fight and Sara being 100% #DONE with Brent. I expect this to last about half an episode. Continuing the trend […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Episode 5: Is Anyone Getting Kicked Off?
We check back in with the VIP hosts this week and I already know we’re getting a lot of Brent and Sara drama so I want to die a little inside. I would rather watch […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Episode 4: The Slap
Before we even get to the episode, it’s time for us to talk about the Lohan Beach Club theme song. I would have not been offended if Lindsay had just mailed it in, dubbed her […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Episode 3: Sara, You Are Better Than This
We pick up this week’s episode with a quick refresher on fucking Brent. Last week he acted like he was better than everyone, got blackout, called everyone 2’s and got tequila poured on his head. […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Episode 2 Recap: Brent Is Cancelled
It took one full episode and about 4 minutes into the second for Brent to be the most hated man in Mykonos and for America to recognize Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club as infinitely better than […]
Lindsay Lohan “Attacked”
Last night America’s Former Sweetheart, Lindsay Lohan, went live on instagram with what became a really awkward and for her, a scary video. She was in Moscow, Russia and came across a refugee family sleeping […]