Adam Silver is the perfect NBA commissioner because for the most part it sounds like he is a scientifically advanced robot given a script of words and a small chip of human emotion, just like […]
Tag: Kyrie Irving
Ben Simmons, Kyrie Irving And The Rest Of The NBA Wait For The New Year
This feels like a super weird NBA offseason. I feel like on one hand, nothing has happened and it’s been super boring. On the other hand you have all the vaccine controversy with Kyrie, Wiggins, […]
This Brooklyn Nets Championship Run Will Unite The Whole World, According To Kyrie Irving
In a time anchored by uncertainty, a struggle for equality, fight for racial justice, a dire but lingering hope to persist in the face of a global health pandemic, the world finally got what it […]
After Beating The Nets Ben Simmons Will Not Stop Talking
I wish I saw this last night before we recorded Drunk Off PNR because this is so funny. Speaking of Drunk Off PNR you can listen by clicking here. Ben Simmons declares the Philadelphia 76ers […]
It Sounds Like JJ Redick Has Decided Where He Wants To Play
In the least shocking news of all time it appears that JJ Redick is going to get bought out and sign with the Nets. I mean, yeah that should’ve been obvious to everyone with a […]
BREAKING: James Harden Traded To The Nets
Reporting with @RamonaShelburne: Brooklyn is acquiring Houston’s James Harden in a blockbuster deal, sources tell ESPN. — Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) January 13, 2021 Morey saw my last blog and said fuck you Eddie. Harden will […]
Kyrie Irving Burning Sage On The Court In Boston Like A Totally Normal Person Does
While not totally up to speed on the plentiful benefits of burning sage, I am almost certainly sure this is the first time there has been a spiritual sage ceremony inside an NBA arena. Playing […]
Trades, Trades And More NBA Trades!
The NBA lifted their trade moratorium Monday and the trades started to roll in, starting with a pretty big one. Devin Booker and Chris Paul, together with the Suns now pic.twitter.com/kxV2rE5YLU — Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) […]
The Mike D’Antoni Effect: Transforming Steve Nash Into An MVP
News broke this morning that Steve Nash hired recently ex-Rockets head coach Mike D’Antoni to join the Brooklyn Net’s coaching staff. This staff will comprise of Steve Nash (head coach), Mike D’Antoni, Ime Udoka, Amer’e […]
On This Date, DeAndre Jordan Caught A Body
"The lob, the JAM!" 😱 Seven years ago today, DeAndre Jordan annihilated Brandon Knight. pic.twitter.com/LhJfPyvcut — SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) March 10, 2020 Seven years ago today DeAndre Jordan murdered a man and has still never been […]
If You Ain’t Tampering You Ain’t Trying
As reported this week, the Celtics and Walker both intend for the All-Star guard to commit to a four-year, $141M maximum contract once free agency opens on Sunday at 6 PM. Walker is traveling to […]
Is Kyrie A Real Fucking Person…?
Okay, so it’s Thursday and the weather is getting to me. I think condensation may be my least favorite thing in existence. I’m also stuffed up from the surplus of neon pollen that has pooled […]
Kendrick Perkins Hates Kyrie Irving…Like A Lot
Kendrick Perkins explains why he is not a fan of Kyrie Irving. (via @KristineLeahy)pic.twitter.com/qyAQZqFRMW — Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) June 6, 2019 Good, fuck Kyrie. As a Sixers fan I can’t wait for him to leave […]
Rozier is on a Truth Telling Media Tour Exposing the Celtics Failures and I’m Here for it
The Celtics season ended in horrific fashion losing four straight to the Bucks and to be honest it really wasn’t all that shocking. Hopes were high after game one, but if you’ve watched more than […]
Good Riddance…
Alright guys, I’m going to keep this short and concise. It’s currently 4:34 AM and I’m slouched in the driver seat of my car, blasting Jefferson Starship in a vacant, dimly-lit parking lot before work. […]