Upon learning of Julian Edelman’s retirement from his glorious 12 year career as a 7 round draft pick, college QB turned NFL wide receiver (punt returner and sometimes DB), 3x Super Bowl Champion, Super Bowl […]
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I Am Scared Edelman Could Be Done With Football Forever
Let’s be very loud and clear I am in no way saying or coming close to saying I think Julian Edelman is done with football. If there is one thing I have learned over the […]
Gunner Olszewski Is About To Be The Next Julian Edelman, Isn’t He?
Before you read a word more I am not about to put any disrespect on Julian Edelman’s name. I would take a bullet for that man. If he needed a vital organ transplant I would […]
Nick Wright Finally Got To Julian Edelman
On the extremely long list of national media personalities that have built their entire career on trying to trigger Boston sports fans for views and clicks, Nick Wright is perhaps the most intolerable. Generally his […]
Julian Edelman Just Gave Patriots Fans A Reason To Live
There hasn’t been much hope here in Patriots Nation since Tom Brady decided to become a Tampa Bay Buccaneer. We’ve been watching Brady marathons on ESPN, crying alone under the covers and refreshing Twitter to […]
The 5 Remaining Candidates For “Forever A Patriot”
I wanted to write this blog like 3 days ago naming the top 5 players that needed to remain a Patriot for life and obviously Tom Brady was going to be #1. I thought he […]
Julian Edelman Is Having A Bar Mitzvah And I Need To Go
While we’ve had to endure months of speculation and anxiety around what Tom Brady is going to do next year, Edelman has been putting in work to get him to stay. First the Stay Tom […]
Tom Brady Says Fuck You Julian Edelman I Ain’t Coming Back!
Julian Edelman: “He’s coming back, he’s coming back.” …. did Tom Brady shake his head and say “he’s not”? (🎥 @SportsCenter) pic.twitter.com/0QGgZBpZj0 — Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) March 1, 2020 You are the dumbest person alive […]
Julian Edelman Is Begging Brady To Comeback
Baby come back @TomBrady pic.twitter.com/NP0JZKoc0Q — Julian Edelman (@Edelman11) February 4, 2020 Julian Edelman posted this picture on Twitter today just begging Brady to comeback to the Patriots for another year. After a lot of […]
Mugshot Monday: Julian Edelman
So, I am sure you heard the news that instead of playing this weekend… Julian Edelman was jumping on cars and getting arrested. Naturally we need to celebrate Mugshot Monday with Mr. Edelman. Ok.. Ok.. […]
Breaking: Julian Edelman Arrested Saturday Night!
One Saturday the Patriots lose to the Titans in the playoffs. The next, Julian Edelman is getting arrested. The Dynasty is falling apart. You just hate to see it. Julian Edelman was arrested after allegedly […]
Turns Out Edelman Was Playing Through Injuries That Would Have Ended Anyone Else’s Season
Julian Edelman is easily the toughest motherfucker in the NFL. It’s why no one is really giving him a hard time for that colossal drop at the end of the Wild Card game against the […]
Julian Edelman Once Saw Bill Belichick’s D In A Steamy Hot Tub Session
Julian Edelman has been kind of quiet on the football field so far this season. He’s been suffering from a ‘chest’ injury which sounds like a combination of bruised ribs and general ouchies. He’s got […]
It’s July And We’ve Reached The “Patriots Are Paper Thin At WR” Portion Of The Cycle
For the past 5 years the Patriots have been “dangerously thin at WR”. In their best offensive years, the offense featured Julian Edelman, Danny Amendola, James White and approx. 1/2 of Gronk. They’ve won 3 […]
BREAKING: Edelman’s Beard Is GONE And He Is Hot Again!
You hear that? That’s the sound of millions of panties (and boxers) across America dropping to the ground after seeing Edelman has finally shaved his beard! The Super Bowl MVP has been making the rounds […]