Just kidding, this is the most non-story story of all time. Is that what it’s officially called though, a ‘nut shot’? or is it a ‘nut tap’? a ‘cup check’? I’ve never been quite sure […]
Tag: jets
Why Everyone Is Suddenly Saying “Zach Wilson Got That Dawg In Him”
Up until now, Zach Wilson has been known for being Mormon and having a crazy mom. Possibly even for this signature Chipotle meal. Certainly not for playing football. So why has every straight man on […]
Eagles Trade Joe Flacco To Jets
It’s Minshew time in Philly (if Hurts were to be benched/injured). The Eagles have traded the veteran QB back to the Jets after a short tenure in Philly. The Eagles are receiving a 6th rounder […]
Former Eagle Vinny Curry is dunking on Anti-Vaxxers online
Earlier this year Vinny Curry was diagnosed with a blood disorder by the Jets’ doctors and his his spleen removed. He was supposed to come back mid September but now he has to go on […]
Zach Wilson’s Mom Says “Snapchat Is For Whores” But Does She Have A Point?
From her somehow unverified account “@lifeaccording2lisa”, new Jets QB’s Zach Wilson’s mom story looked like this on a random Tuesday in May. Pray for us all after a week 7 loss to the Bengals after […]
NHL Season Preview: North Division
We are two weeks away from the start of the NHL season so what better way to get ready with some division previews. We have four new divisions for this upcoming season and we are […]
Mark Sanchez Was Just Revealed As The “Baby Alien” On The Masked Singer: Yes, A Real Headline
Truly a combination of words I never thought I would be putting together for a blog headline but there is not a typo there, Mark Sanchez himself was just revealed as the Baby Alien on […]
The Eagles Need Le’Veon, But Not For The Reason You May Think
There you have it. Adam Gase somehow made it longer as a Jet than Le’Veon Bell. Jets released Le’Veon Bell. — Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) October 14, 2020 Now, it’s time to do what Eagles […]
Walsh’s Winner’s(NFL Week 3 Picks)
OHHHHHH BABY!!! After an average week in week one with a 9-7 record, we had a HUGE week 2!!! We were oh so close to having a perfect week. Leave it to the Eagles to […]
Le’Veon Bell’s Latest Publicity Stunt is a Total Abomination
For many of us, our fantasy football draft day mine as well be Christmas morning. Well, for Le’Veon Bell fantasy owners last season, we got coal for Christmas. this is loooong overdue!! but I want […]
Le’Veon Bell Signs And He’s Back In Green
Bell signing was announced at midnight with the release of his album. Which by the way, is this the worst album cover of all time? Has to be right? Looks like he made it at […]
Every AFC Team’s Season So Far Summed Up In One Gif
AFC East Patriots 9-3 Dolphins 6-6 Bills 4-8 Jets 3-9 AFC South Texans 9-3 Colts 6-6 Titans 6-6 Jaguars 4-8 AFC North Steelers 7-4-1 Ravens 7-5 Bengals 5-7 Browns 4-7-1 AFC West Chiefs 10-2 (this […]
6 Years Ago Today
The butt fumble, the gift that keeps on giving. When you’re sitting around the table tonight and everyone is goin around saying what they are thankful for, keep this in your back pocket. Need it […]
Browns Won For The First Time Since 2016 And Cleveland Went Bananas
Good for you Cleveland, good for you. You 100000% deserve to go nuts. Last year was basically your Super Bowl. Going 635 days in between wins is an eye popping stat. They still haven’t won […]