Back for another edition of your favorite and ONLY accurate Stanley Cupdate blog. You know the one where we actually watch the game and let you know what really happens not just highlights. It is […]

Back for another edition of your favorite and ONLY accurate Stanley Cupdate blog. You know the one where we actually watch the game and let you know what really happens not just highlights. It is […]
As the resident Tik Tok beat reporter I’ve seen a lot of shit in my day. From cringe pranks and dance videos, to shitty political rants from truckers, I’ve seen it all. But watching a […]
IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE PRESIDENT……. IS COOKING Dwayne “TheRock” Johnson is +10000 to become the 46th president of the United States. Could you imagine a celebrity becoming president that will never happen….Instead of golf […]
During these boring, lonely times I had all of my friends place their phones in their fridges, press record, and grab something out of the fridge. Here is what came of it… Follow me on […]
IFLSCINECE! – Doctors in Australia have intervened after a man became so constipated his fecal matter gave him paralysis in one of his legs. A 53-year-old took himself to the emergency room with abdominal pain […]
This was my introduction to Barstool Sports. I remember one of my buddies showing me this video. My first questions was, Who is Barstool Sports? After watching the video (and laughing my ass off). My […]
News 2 – An Ashtabula County man who tried to seduce an underage victim with Chicken Alfredo and Sprite will serve seven days in the county jail. Albert Maruna, now 23, was arrested in 2017 in an […]
Finally back to some sports talk, and I get to start with the Cubbie debut of Dirty Craig Kimbrel! IMAGE: giphy.com I actually feel a bit bad for using a BenZo gif here since he’s […]
Wow…I can’t believe I’m actually here again writing for all you fine ladies and gents. Most of you have absolutely no idea who I am, while the other half saw this and probably thought, “Holy […]
Yesterday the Washington Post wrote an article on Deadspin with a title that left me feeling… This is what they wrote… Now, I’m not sure if this is satire, or sarcasm, or just plain honesty […]
“Researchers” from a random school I have never heard of are claiming that men who have beer bellies and women with muffin tops have smaller brains. I call bullshit. Researchers calculated obesity by measuring the […]
pic.twitter.com/Gb10BDb0x0 — Jeff Bezos (@JeffBezos) January 9, 2019 It is 2019, so Jeff Bezos naturally took to Twitter to announce his divorce. I know the gold digger community has been refreshing his page every few […]
Even though getting old feels like being Gronk back deep trying to make an open field tackle to win a game, I thank god every single day that I was born before 1990. Every 90’s […]