Did I think I’d be writing a blog about Madonna while hungover at 9AM on Thanksgiving? No but it just feels right, doesn’t it? I have screenshots because I am still surprised Instagram hasn’t taken […]
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La Salle Baseball Forever
“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”- Winston Churchill *If you do not want to read the full story and want to find out how you […]
Megan Fox Oh My Goodness
We are not worthy. View this post on Instagram A post shared by E! News (@enews) View this post on Instagram A post shared by E! News (@enews) View this post on Instagram A post […]
The Free Britney Movement Meets The Free The Nipple Movement
https://www.instagram.com/p/CRudKndAchY/?utm_medium=copy_link https://www.instagram.com/p/CRsKtxOgtcF/?utm_medium=copy_link I literally don’t have anything else to add to this blog. Say thank you for sharing this. Have a great weekend.
Halsey Announces Her New Album While Reminding Us She’s The Baddest
If you don’t already know I, like the rest of you, am obsessed with Halsey. She’s a great artist yes but she’s also the only women I’ll ever love. Unless Vanessa Hudgens or Rihanna are […]
La Salle* Baseball has broken the SCHOOL RECORD for wins – @JamesSantore
The Explorers just broke a SCHOOL RECORD for wins but apparently that’s not “newsworthy” to some. So I’ll say it again: The La Salle Baseball team, months after having the program cut and losing 9 […]
Kourtney Kardashian Wants Us All To Know Something
I don’t think I’ve ever spent so much time talking about the Kardashians in my life. If you’re keeping count this is my THIRD blog about someone in this family this week. https://twitter.com/branded_sports/status/1379795159693598725?s=21 https://twitter.com/branded_sports/status/1380219260342001669?s=21 And […]
Khloe Kardashian Goes On IG Live To Prove Her Body Isn’t Photoshopped
Yesterday I blogged about the picture the Kardashian mafia was trying to get removed and how it really wasn’t that bad of a picture. https://twitter.com/branded_sports/status/1379795159693598725?s=21 Khloe has now posted this on her Instagram so I […]
Be Prepared For Fournier To Have A Big Game Tonight
When the Celtics traded for Fournier I was hoping another move would come but I was still excited. Guy was the third best player on a bad team who was averaging almost 20 points a […]
Someone NEEDS To Stop Kate Beckinsale
We all know Kate Beckinsale. Actress, British, absolute rocketship, just to name a few accolades. She has gone too far. She bought some good will slumming it with MGK but I’m sick of her. I […]
Celebrities Are Back To Making Annoying Trends On TikTok
As an adult I probably shouldn’t be on TikTok. It’s not for me, I can’t dance but for Branded I am. What I discovered today was quite shocking, I’m not the only adult making dumb […]
The NY Post Decided To Be The Moral High Ground And Get A Paramedic Fired, During A Pandemic, For Having An OnlyFans
https://twitter.com/foxxyllama/status/1337847335561400320?s=21 Well well well, smut blogger meets tabloid in this battle for internet supremacy. To be clear, I am the smut blogger (see my last two blogs) and the NY Post is the tabloid. I […]
Happy Birthday To Our Queen Vanessa Hudgens
I simply can not believe the amount of disrespect I receive here at Branded. I blog about Vanessa Hudgens being the only women I care about and I get the horny police called on me. […]
Caroline Calloway Made Over $100,000 On OnlyFans This Year
https://www.instagram.com/p/CId0UQvheDJ/?igshid=1h28eyibqsj4f First things first, congrats to Caroline Calloway. I’m not an OnlyFans guy but to make $100,000 on nudes is definitely something. Apparently, she used the money she made from OF to pay back a […]
January Jones Has Been Put On Notice For Her Desperate Attention Seeking Bikini Pics
The National Inquirer has put January Jones on fucking notice. View this post on Instagram A post shared by January Jones (@januaryjones) I really wanted to do some like joking attempt to agree with the […]