Jason Statham couldn’t hold this guy’s jock strap. There’s ‘kill 100 men in less than 5 minutes bad ass’ and then there’s ‘get robbed while getting a freshie and just hand your shit over and […]
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Here’s A Bunch Of Big Boobs To Get You Into The Weekend
Huge Boob The Largest Boob Dainty Boob Loud Boob Undesired Boob Attack From Behind Boob Sixers In 5 Boobs Dumb Boob White Power Boob Nerd Boob MAGA Boob Tomi Lahern Wannabe Boob Fox Boob Insufferable […]
According To Science Men With Beards Have Small Balls
“Men with bushy beards and long hair may have smaller testicles than their counterparts who struggle to grow facial hair, suggests a new study. This bold claim was made by a team from the University […]
Today In Weird News: A Loving Couple Breaks Up When A Man’s Girlfriend Wont Pee On Him
“Urophilia, undinism, golden shower, watersports – ‘urine play’ goes by many names. While it’s defined as a fetish , it’s nonetheless something which a number of people engage in and enjoy. Unfortunately for one man, […]
New Photo Claiming To Be Tupac Has Surfaced
Hang on to your butts. We got ourselves more Tupac is alive evidence. Daily Mirror: “Now a previously unseen grainy image has come to light that, according to YouTube channel Wired Up TV, shows Tupac as […]
Today In Weird News: Man Performs”Sex Dance” For Angry Pheasant While In A G-String (Video Inside) Also, An Impromptu Ru How To On Sex Dances
“A scantily-clad Cornish man has gone viral after his bizarre ‘sex dance’ with a pheasant. Farrier Steve Phelps stepped in help a client who was having problems with a territorial pheasant on his land – […]
Today in Weird News (Russia Edition): Man Tries To Board Flight Naked Because Clothes Make Him Less Aerodynamic
“A man stripped naked before boarding his flight to make himself ‘more aerodynamic’, it has been reported. Footage of the man, 38, whose identity has not been revealed, shows him standing naked as he nonchalantly […]
Today In Weird News: Young Man Discovers His Girlfriend Uses His Socks To Wipe Her Butt After Pooping (Not The Kent State Gun Girl)
“The unnamed man, 28, revealed all in a post on Reddit’s Relationship Advice forum. He begins by saying that he and his 26-year-old girlfriend hadn’t been together very long, but their relationship had gotten serious […]
True Disney Love Story: Woman Marries Her Zombie Sex Doll, Says She Is Now Ready For Kids (With The Zombie Sex Doll)
“The woman who married a zombie sex doll has revealed they’re consummating the marriage – and now are trying for kids. Felicity Kadlec, 20, tied the knot with Kelly Rossi, a zombie doll who she […]
British Mom Looking For Vagina Designer After Daughter Draws Picture Of Her Vagina (Yes I Have The Picture Inside)
“As a parent, there are always going to be moments which leave you wanting the ground to swallow you up. Somehow our little angels always manage to find new ways to embarrass us, whether it’s […]
A Tale As Old As Time: Man Hides Micro-Penis From Wife Until The Honeymoon, Wife Tells Everyone About Micro-Penis, Man Sues Wife For Telling
“A man is threatening to sue his new wife after she wrote about his micropenis on the internet . The woman claims her new husband kept it a secret until they were on their honeymoon […]
I Am Very Skeptical Of This 18 Year Old Who Got A Headache, Went Into A Coma, And Woke Up 4 Days Later With A Baby
This is one of the wildest stories I’ve ever heard in my life. This 18 year old girl in England went to bed with a headache one night–something I do quite frequently. The next thing […]