Yup, sign me right up for this. I, like I assume most people have done the nasal test. It sucks. You immediately start to tear up, not even from pain, just because that’s what your […]
Tag: CoronaVirus
Video: A Year Ago Today The King Returned…
Do you remember where you were a year ago today? Before COVID shutdown everything and our lives changed forever. Well maybe this video will refresh your memory… An incredible performance from Conor McGregor in his […]
Dr. Fauci Just Fucked Parents Everywhere By Saying Santa Is Immune To COVID
All around the world there are undoubtably millions of parents struggling to pay their mortgage, let alone buy Christmas presents, coming up with elaborate storylines to rationalize not getting any gifts this year. Jimmy Kimmel […]
Covid Has Come For The Cowboys!
Last Sunday the Cowboys lost 24-19 against the Steelers at home. Since then Steelers TE Vance McDonald has been diagnosed with Covid-19 and Big Ben was put on the Covid/Reserve list. And now… The #Cowboys […]
Wisconsin Vs Nebraska Cancelled, Big 10 Off To A Rocky Start
Breaking: The Wisconsin football team will pause all team-related activities for at least seven days due to an elevated number of COVID-19 cases within the Badgers program. Wisconsin's game vs. Nebraska on Saturday will not […]
Did Rob Manfred Rig Game 6?
So by now you know that the Dodgers are your 2020 World Series Champions. The story should be that LA won their first World Series since 1988. If you watched the game or if you […]
Los Angeles Is The City Of Fake Championships
🏆 Dodgers 🏆🏆 Lakers 🏆 LA is a city of champions. pic.twitter.com/cnbOiaHHIW — ESPN (@espn) October 28, 2020 Another title and another asterisk for LA. I’m not a baseball guy, at all. I love going […]
Cam Newton Getting COVID Is Worst Case Scenario For The NFL
Cam Newton has quickly turned into must watch television 3 weeks into the NFL season. It’s always been clear that football revolves around the New England Patriots, and this season there were rumblings that Cam […]
The Darkest Day In B1G TEN History.
Every once in awhile day someone will say something so stupid it’ll unite everyone on the internet. Today’s winner was Christine Brennan from USA Today. i read one christine brennan column in a college journo […]
Congrats to Mighty Ducks Alum Goldberg On The New Teeth!
Chalk this up under “things you like to see”. According to TMZ (LINK) Mighty Ducks Star Shaun Weiss has now been sober for over 265 days and got himself a new pair of teeth to […]
It’s Wednesday You Know What That Means!
It’s Wednesday Branders which means we’re only 1 day away from NFL football being back! I don’t know about you Philly scumbags but I’m ready for some football! Being a Bengals fans I have low […]
Being A Golf League Secretary Sucks
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been volunteered by a group of olds to be the secretary of the golf league you just joined because you’re the youngest person in the league and everyone assumes […]
A$AP Ferg Kicked Out Of A$AP Mob
https://twitter.com/hiphopties/status/1300905800114737153?s=21 So A$AP Ferg is just….Ferg? That’ll take some time to get used to in the booth if you ask me. I mean how much hard drive space will Ferg burn through because he keeps […]
Sonny Gray Pulled after 1 Inning. Did This Tweet Jinx Him?
Sonny Gray goes for his sixth win tonight to tie Shane Bieber, Max Fried, and Yu Darvish for the MLB lead! pic.twitter.com/U110WxlEcg — Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) September 1, 2020 *One hour later* For the first […]