All around the world there are undoubtably millions of parents struggling to pay their mortgage, let alone buy Christmas presents, coming up with elaborate storylines to rationalize not getting any gifts this year. Jimmy Kimmel […]
Tag: Christmas
The International Sign That Christmas SZN Has Finally Arrived
If you read Ali’s blog a couple weeks ago she basically went on a rant that you can’t start pushing Christmas for like another month. Absolutely insane claim. Thanksgiving is great and all but Christmas […]
When Is It Acceptable To Start Decorating For Christmas?
Officially I am not allowed to be the spokesperson on this matter mostly because I was raised a Jew who still celebrated Christmas for the presents. Over the weekend, or more like the exact second […]
Philly Santa To Sit Behind Plexiglass Wall Due To COVID?
Santa Claus is still coming to town! But this year, he's sitting behind a plexiglass shield at the mall. 🎅 https://t.co/pCQLILGH6m — Action News on 6abc (@6abc) October 19, 2020  You have to wonder […]
The remake of the ELF Trainer made into a Thriller is terrifyingly awesome! [Video]
Who doesn’t love the movie ELF? I mean everyone does, no matter what Holiday you celebrate. It’s honestly one of the most quotable movies of all time. Welp… A few years ago someone decided to […]
Santa’s Log
It’s different for kids today with Santa. When us pre proliferation of internet kids grew up we relied on older brothers or cruel parents to end our naive years and tell us that Santa wasn’t […]
Some Dude Decided Christmas Was The Perfect Time To Traumatize Children
If you didn’t see the video I posted last night, I told the internet that my Branded team is the absolute greatest assembled. I tell them not to worry about making content during this holiday […]
Here’s A Super Racist Guy Being Super Racist On Christmas Eve
You go to the mall Christmas Eve for some last minute Christmas shopping you expect to see some crazy nonsense. What you don’t expect to see is a dude go on a HARD racist tirade […]
A Very Merry Mugshot Monday: Santa
It’s time for another edition of the segment sweeping the nation… Mugshot Monday. In honor of Christmas, today we bring you a very Merry Mugshot Monday, featuring Santa! Santa was thirsty… Image – Instacheckmate “Why […]
Basic Bitchin’ Christmas Edition: The Ol’ Getting Engaged During The Holidays
For someone who hasn’t sniffed the front door of a real jewelry store in her life, I sure do have a lot of strong opinions on engagements. First I discouraged women from proposing to their […]
So Yeah, I Made A Christmas Commercial…
Okay, so it’s Tuesday night and I’m currently watching the Cheribundi Tart Cherry Boca Raton Bowl between Northern Illinois and the University of Alabama because that’s actually a thing. Outside of March Madness (the best […]
The Christmas Movie All-Star Basketball Team
Cue the music… Annnnnnnnd now… The Starting lineup for your Merry Freakin Christmas Basketball Team! At Power Forward.. From Chicago, Illinois 6’2… Clark Griswold!! A 6’6 Small Forward.. From Halloween Town… Jack Skellington. The man […]
TBS Spreads Christmas Cheer By Tricking Dogs With Magic
These types of videos come out all the time and I want to write a blog hating it but I just can’t. I love dogs. And the only thing I love more than dogs is […]
The Ru How To: Breaking Up With Your Girlfriend Before Christmas
Welcome to another edition of Ru how to, I’m Ru. Â Today we’re going to walk you through a break up with your girlfriend before Christmas comes around. Â It’s a hard time of the year for […]
Elf on the Shelf Gone Bad.
Everyone knows what “Elf on the Shelf” is. It’s a way/bribe to keep your kids well behaved during the holidays. “If you keep up that attitude, the Elf is going to tell Santa you were […]