It’s different for kids today with Santa. When us pre proliferation of internet kids grew up we relied on older brothers or cruel parents to end our naive years and … Continue Reading Santa’s Log
If you didn’t see the video I posted last night, I told the internet that my Branded team is the absolute greatest assembled. I tell them not to worry about … Continue Reading Some Dude Decided Christmas Was The Perfect Time To Traumatize Children
You go to the mall Christmas Eve for some last minute Christmas shopping you expect to see some crazy nonsense. What you don’t expect to see is a dude go … Continue Reading Here’s A Super Racist Guy Being Super Racist On Christmas Eve
It’s time for another edition of the segment sweeping the nation… Mugshot Monday. In honor of Christmas, today we bring you a very Merry Mugshot Monday, featuring Santa! Santa was … Continue Reading A Very Merry Mugshot Monday: Santa
For someone who hasn’t sniffed the front door of a real jewelry store in her life, I sure do have a lot of strong opinions on engagements. First I discouraged … Continue Reading Basic Bitchin’ Christmas Edition: The Ol’ Getting Engaged During The Holidays
Okay, so it’s Tuesday night and I’m currently watching the Cheribundi Tart Cherry Boca Raton Bowl between Northern Illinois and the University of Alabama because that’s actually a thing. Outside … Continue Reading So Yeah, I Made A Christmas Commercial…
Cue the music… Annnnnnnnd now… The Starting lineup for your Merry Freakin Christmas Basketball Team! At Power Forward.. From Chicago, Illinois 6’2… Clark Griswold!! A 6’6 Small Forward.. From Halloween … Continue Reading The Christmas Movie All-Star Basketball Team
These types of videos come out all the time and I want to write a blog hating it but I just can’t. I love dogs. And the only thing I … Continue Reading TBS Spreads Christmas Cheer By Tricking Dogs With Magic
Welcome to another edition of Ru how to, I’m Ru. Today we’re going to walk you through a break up with your girlfriend before Christmas comes around. It’s a hard … Continue Reading The Ru How To: Breaking Up With Your Girlfriend Before Christmas
Everyone knows what “Elf on the Shelf” is. It’s a way/bribe to keep your kids well behaved during the holidays. “If you keep up that attitude, the Elf is going … Continue Reading Elf on the Shelf Gone Bad.
Tis the season for a “High Class Christmas.” Today Kmess talks about how one should act and dress during the High Class Christmas Season. Enjoy.. Merry “High Class” Christmas Everyone!
Happy Monday everyone. Time for the weekly craze that has taken the country by storm… Mugshot Monday. Since it is December and Christmas season today we give you two of … Continue Reading Mugshot Monday: The Wet Bandits
I have sat around and watched pussies get their way for too fucking long. The socially charged get their panties in a bunch about things, and while there are some … Continue Reading Don’t You Dare Touch Rudolph
Ahhh the holidays, or cuffing season as the youths like to say. It’s a beautiful time to get some eggnog, hot chocolate, or a bottle of wine and cuddle up … Continue Reading Should I Dump This Chump?
Today Kmess talks to us about when it’s ok to start celebrating the holidays. In a very High Class way of course… Stay tuned all Holiday season for more High … Continue Reading The High Class Minute with Kmess: When to start your “High Class Christmas”