There is a severe lack of good kickers in this era of the NFL and that’s why I don’t bitch about Stephen Gostkowski missing some extra points and clutch FG’s … Continue Reading The Bears’ Intense Kicking Competition Is Down From 8 To 2, Including Favorite Chris Blewitt
“Reading the headline pretty much gives all the information to which I am privy, but the manual siphoning of blocked milk ducts is a thing that happened in the Cavallari/Cutler … Continue Reading Jay Cutler Unclogged Kristin Cavallaris Milk Ducts By ‘Sucking Harder Than He’s Ever Sucked Before’
HEY! I’M BACKKKKKK. What’s up everyone. It feels fucking great to be back writing for Branded Sports and holding down the fort for the Chicago contingent. I’ve missed doing this, … Continue Reading Don’t Worry, I Still Write for Branded Sports – Catch Up with Me on What Has Gone Down in Chicago
Are you a Major football fan? Are you already in depression mode because the season is over? Yeah, me too. But… I have a cure for those football offseason blues: … Continue Reading Draft Junkies Must Follow… The Draft Show
After it was announced last week that Bears right tackle Bobby Massie signed a 4-year contract extension, I was happy, but also worried. I knew the offensive line market was … Continue Reading Bobby Massie Clearly Wants Robbie Gould To Come Back To The Bears
A New Orleans personal injury lawyer has filed a civil suit on behalf of the Saint’s Season Ticket holders and I’m all here for it. BREAKING: Attorney Frank D'Amico says … Continue Reading NFL Replay
Take a bow, Mitchell Trubisky. You can officially say you’ve been named to the NFL Pro Bowl. It was announced today that our guy will be replacing Jared Goff at … Continue Reading Why I’m Irrationally Happy that Mitchell Trubisky is Playing in the Pro Bowl
Yesterday, right before arguably the greatest Championship Sunday kicked off, Adam Schefter dropped a Schef-bomb on us. Multiple teams interested in former Chiefs’ RB Kareem Hunt, who now is expected … Continue Reading Turns Out Bears Fans Hate Women…Yikes
Bam. Now that Vic Fangio has gone to Denver, Ryan Pace is faced with his next task as the Bears GM: find a new defensive coordinator. Which means, we have … Continue Reading Ryan Pace’s Shoes: No Disrespect to Chuck Pagano, But Give Me Ed Donatell as the Bears Next DC
The Packers have officially hired the wrong LaFleur. Done deal: The #Packers and Matt LaFleur agreed to a four-year contract with a fifth-year option, source said. Strong numbers for a … Continue Reading Why The Packers Would Have Been Better Off Signing Peter LaFleur Over Matt LaFleur
DOINK! Thanks to the PECO sign, Philadelphia's skyline is now commemorating the infamous 'Double Doink' that sealed an @Eagles victory over the Chicago Bears. MORE: https://t.co/JaWZVOLh5D pic.twitter.com/NJXZZR2Mbh — FOX 29 … Continue Reading PECO Putting Cody Parkey In A Bodybag This Morning
What a crazy Wildcard Weekend it was. Seeing the Colts, Cowboys, Chargers and Eagles moving on. Sending the Texans, Seahawks, Ravens and Bears home. Here is exactly how each fanbase … Continue Reading NFL Playoff Team Fanbase Reactions after Wildcard Weekend… Explained by Will Ferrell.
Another Monday, another “mugshot.” Today this segment sweeping the nation features a man who has stolen $15 million in the city of Chicago. The Florida man is wanted for theft … Continue Reading Mugshot Monday: Man steals $15 Million.
Okay, so it’s Sunday night of Wildcard Weekend, which means two things: One, we’ll get to watch the polarizing duo of Tony Dungy and Rodney Harrison discuss the high octane … Continue Reading I’m Already Over Wild Card Weekend. Feed Me The Iron…
“Shit!” -John Candy as Uncle Buck in the John Hughes classic Uncle Buck That was me yesterday when Cody Parkey’s 43-yd field goal attempt doinked twice off the upright to … Continue Reading Am I Pissed? Yeah. Am I Disappointed? Yep. But Do I Still Love This Team? Hell Yeah.
Big Dick Nick is back!! He may never lose a game again for the rest of his life. I present to you, the best and worst reaction to the Cody … Continue Reading The Best Reactions To The Parkey Missed Kick