Guys I have a confession to make, I’m a big Yasiel Puig fan. Okay, okay, okay everyone relax! Before you all start typing up angry tweets at me, I get it, Puig is everything […]
Tag: Bryce Harper
The Phillies Traded for Mike Morin, NOT Mike Minor
As the MLB trade deadline continues to creep ever closer, players will start being moved left and right. With the Phillies still fighting to stay alive in the uber-competitive NL Wild Card race, Matt Klentak […]
Drew Smyly to the Phillies: My Reaction
The Philadelphia Phillies are in the process of signing 30 year old lefty starter Drew Smyly. Now obviously this isn’t the big move for a pitcher that we’ve all been hoping for, but this is […]
Updated Phillies Trade Rumors
A lot has changed for the Philadelphia Phillies since the last time I spoke about potential deadline day trades. In the last nine days, the Phils have made zero moves, lost a home series to […]
Five MUST DO Trades for the Phillies at the Deadline
The Philadelphia Phillies enter the 2019 All-Star Break with a record of 47-43, a 24.6% chance to make the postseason, and a 0.3% chance to win the World Series. For a team that spent close […]
Thot Tries To Slide In Bryce Harper’s DMs And Whoops, Slides Into His Wife, Kayla’s Instead
Tough look. Have to double check the handle before you hit send. Hard to screw up Kayla and Bryce but Jordan did and now she internet famous. Love the hustle of ‘take your shot’ but […]
The Phillies Bullpen Isn’t the Problem
Listen, I’m the biggest proponent for Gabe Kapler. I love his attitude and he’s come a long fucking way from last year. But for the love of god Gabe, solidify this goddamn bullpen. To spite […]
Harper Lights up Washington and the Red Sox and Yankees Suck feat. CEO Joe and Jesse Roget
Kmess and Dubs are back for another episode, but they’re a bit grumpy as they discuss bad starts from both the Red Sox and Yankees. They are also joined by Branded Sports own CEO Joe […]
Philadelphia vs DC is ELECTRIC! (An outsiders perspective)
If you don’t know me (where the hell have you been?) But you should know that I am not normally the biggest Philly supporter, even though I live 45 minutes north of the city. I […]
Bryce Harper Emasculated An Entire Fan Base Last Night
First and foremost, I spelled emasculated correct first shot. No big deal or anything. Anyway, as the entire world knows, last night was Bryce Harper’s return to D.C. The place he called home for 7 […]
Handicrapper Takedown: Zack Hample
When I was a kid I asked my dad on the way to Veterans Stadium: “Why don’t you and Sal wear gloves to the game?” “Because we are men, only children wear gloves to the […]
D.C. Mayor Calls Bryce Harper A Traitor
My goodness, tonight is going to be a site to see. Bryce back in D.C. where he will be boo’d by the small amount of Washington fans that show up and cheered by the majority […]
The Next Great Philly Sports Twitter Account
Philadelphia is home to the most creative fan base on the planet. I’m 100000% sure of it. When the Sixers were going through the tanking phase, Did The Sixers Win? was born. Since that point […]
Every 2019 Phillies Home Run
Yes. I’m going to compile every single Phillies home run all season: RIGHT HERE. Why? Because I want you to be able to enjoy every crack of the bat and every Dinger on command. My […]
Phillies Hype Video – Phans of Philly
All others shall now to this video. This is the video we’re riding and dying with. The Phans of Philly hype video: